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 One hit in life 
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What is the best one-shot one-hit kill in life you've made?

ie: Applying once to one college and only one college and getting in on the first try.

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Not to hijack the thread with the first post, but I've got one the opposite: I once tried to put my dick in a girls ass without asking and she got really pissed off. I feel pretty good about that.

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Gman wrote:
Not to hijack the thread with the first post, but I've got one the opposite: I once tried to put my dick in a girls ass without asking and she got really pissed off. I feel pretty good about that.


LOL. WIN.

I would have to say not studying for my midterm in Politics cus I got too high and getting 94%.

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From "hey you look really nice" in a walgreens to sexing up a miss iowa contestant at her apartment in 4 hours flat. Many of you have probably done better, but that's my one-deag.

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I got one engineering job interview out of college. It was with a NASA contractor. I turned the job down. I never did get an engineering job. =(


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I can beat Gman, I did the accidental anal intrusion on my girlfriend at the time and she just let me keep going.

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CPTReynolds wrote:
I can beat Gman, I did the accidental anal intrusion on my girlfriend at the time and she just let me keep going.



I always make it look like an accident and get yelled at. Tonight we do it my way!


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CPTReynolds wrote:
I can beat Gman, I did the accidental anal intrusion on my girlfriend at the time and she just let me keep going.


WIN x2!

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