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 Have you ever... 
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Itched your balls too hard and been on the verge of tears? I just did the pinch and pull technique, but something went horribly wrong.


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No.

I'm not a pu$$y.

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If it's persistent, you better make sure that it's not a testicle contortion................ embarrassingly I know for a FACT that shit hurts


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No.

I'm not a pu$$y.



You must have BALLS OF STEEL.


Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:08 am
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Don't apply too much heat to the area (don't run hot water over it in a shower, I know how much everyone loves hot showers) and lather the area with moisturizer lotion. If the itch still persists, see a doctor.

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The shit is called CRABS! Go see the doctor!

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Have you ever sat down on a bicycle seat or a chair in school and sat on da boyz? prolly the worst thing ever


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The shit is called CRABS! Go see the doctor!



So if I get an itch on my arm, then I have arm crabs? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!!111!


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No.

I'm not a pu$$y.



You must have BALLS OF STEEL.

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So if I get an itch on my arm, then I have arm crabs? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!!111!


It rubs the lotion on the skin and it does this whenever it itches. It then rubs the lotion in some more to help out with the itch again.

Lotion solves a lot of problems suprisingly (dry skin, itchy skin, stiff penis, dry intersourse).

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