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 What do you look for in the opposite gender? 
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Post What do you look for in the opposite gender?
Serious topic.
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I'll post my thoughts and shit a bit later. ;P

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
A vagina.

Also not randomly coming over helps too.

And before someone gets emo and thinks I'm trollin, I'm not.


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Tits, ass and a vagina. That's about all I care about. Skinny, fat...who the F*CK cares?!

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Boobies.

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I don't go for the mainstream looking girls. I hate them, how they all look the same, all act the same, all have the same retarded personality and trates.

When it comes to me and the opposite sex, i look for more unique women. Most of the time these are brunettes with the exception of a few blondes RARELY. I don't like blondes, to generic for me. Brunettes have a sexy vibe about them. And also sometimes tend to be smarter (from my experiences with them). For me, the girl doesn't have to be jaw dropping hot, but she will have a cute look to her. I don't let there looks over power their personality. Its more personality than looks. But obviously im not gonna date F*CKING shrek. they will be attractive lol

Most of the time also with the women i like, there not sluts. I hate sluts, might sound gay to some guys who think otherwise but i hate them. Because dating a slut is guaranteed cheating and a waste of time.

I like a chick that has the same interests as me. Likes to try new things and get out there in life. not do the mainstream that everybody else does. I like adventurous women. Not to much of a party girl, but a girl that can have a good time as well.

Im also highly attracted to women who can drive stick. Lol not because it resembles a dick. But it expresses confidence and shows how they were outgoing and wanted to learn how to drive manual rather than half the bitchs that sit back and say F*CK manual and drive auto.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
redheads, tits, ass, and vagina. (o, and if they have a penis, i run the other way!)

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
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I don't go for the mainstream looking girls. I hate them, how they all look the same, all act the same, all have the same retarded personality and traits.

When it comes to me and the opposite sex, i look for more unique women. Most of the time these are brunettes with the exception of a few blondes RARELY. I don't like blondes, to generic for me. Brunettes have a sexy vibe about them. And also sometimes tend to be smarter (from my experiences with them). For me, the girl doesn't have to be jaw dropping hot, but she will have a cute look to her. I don't let there looks over power their personality. Its more personality than looks. But obviously I'm not gonna date F*CKING shrek. they will be attractive lol

Most of the time also with the women i like, there not sluts. I hate sluts, might sound gay to some guys who think otherwise but i hate them. Because dating a slut is guaranteed cheating and a waste of time.

I like a chick that has the same interests as me. Likes to try new things and get out there in life. not do the mainstream that everybody else does. I like adventurous women. Not to much of a party girl, but a girl that can have a good time as well.

Im also highly attracted to women who can drive stick. Lol not because it resembles a dick. But it expresses confidence and shows how they were outgoing and wanted to learn how to drive manual rather than half the bitches that sit back and say F*CK manual and drive auto.


I agree with most of this but they have to be around 6 foot and no F*CKING midgets. A brunette is one of the hottest things on the planet. Blonds make you stupid proven fact. But i really don't care if they can drive a stick or not its not that important in this world.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
i love redheads and brunnettes..i only like blondes if they're in canada..i dont really care about the rack as long as their legs and ass is wonderful..i do prefer personality over looks..like env said im not gonna date shrek(even though im big enuff to be shrek)i like unique women that are insanely weird like i am,have a huge passion for arts and music,and most important i like independent women..i hate how most of the bitches these days go by other peoples thoughts and how it might hurt their rep and bullshit like that..i like when they take charge of what they want.i dated my perfect girl bout a year ago..but..her friends hated me and she dumped meh for it..ugh..i hated her friends..but yea!women..woooooooo

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As Super posted earlier lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QMURY7 ... L&index=15

No trollin! fo serious!

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
Prefer: Latina (Cuban, Puerto Rican, Panamanian, or Mexican desent). Aggressive

Do not want: Blonde white chick, passive.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
What kind Jeep she drive.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
I like dark mixed girls as far as looks go, usually brunettes.

MUST have a bangable ass. No ass = Go away!!!

Must be an active athletic girl who stays in shape and takes care of her self physically.

Must have either a masters and/or doctorate in a notable field or be an artist of some sort. She must show some sort of initiative, I'm not looking for a stay at home wife.

Must be financially stable and understand the basic concepts of personal finance. Basically not too high maintenance.

Must be actively involved in helping others on some level.

Must have an understanding of global issues and be able to see outside the 'American' perspective.

Must enjoy sex a lot. No Fakers!!!


There's other stuff but this is most of the main criteria.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
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I like dark mixed girls as far as looks go, usually brunettes.

MUST have a bangable ass. No ass = Go away!!!

Must be an active athletic girl who stays in shape and takes care of her self physically.

Must have either a masters and/or doctorate in a notable field or be an artist of some sort. She must show some sort of initiative, I'm not looking for a stay at home wife.

Must be financially stable and understand the basic concepts of personal finance. Basically not too high maintenance.

Must be actively involved in helping others on some level.

Must have an understanding of global issues and be able to see outside the 'American' perspective.

Must enjoy sex a lot. No Fakers!!!


There's other stuff but this is most of the main criteria.


why does this sound like you copied it from your craigslist ad?

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Vision wrote:
I like dark mixed girls as far as looks go, usually brunettes.

MUST have a bangable ass. No ass = Go away!!!

Must be an active athletic girl who stays in shape and takes care of her self physically.

Must have either a masters and/or doctorate in a notable field or be an artist of some sort. She must show some sort of initiative, I'm not looking for a stay at home wife.

Must be financially stable and understand the basic concepts of personal finance. Basically not too high maintenance.

Must be actively involved in helping others on some level.

Must have an understanding of global issues and be able to see outside the 'American' perspective.

Must enjoy sex a lot. No Fakers!!!


There's other stuff but this is most of the main criteria.


why does this sound like you copied it from your craigslist ad?


I F*CKING LOL´DD!!!.

Humm i separate girls into 2 kinds:

GLOBAL MUST "NO SMOKING"

The ones that i only want to F*CK, must have:

Personal higiene is a must here, no smelly mouths, no smelly feet, no dirty finger or toe nails, no dirty belly button, no dirty ears.

Big/mildly round ass (Of course if shes not packing i wont get near her).

Cup size is not a matter here.

Mildly experienced in bed, i dont like them bad because they tend to have bad habits you know (not like to suck C*CK, dont like doggy style, etc.) must have for my tastes and not WAY to experienced you know i dont want them stuffing my butt with kinky shit (not that it mattered) but im not in the position of experiencing with someone i dont know.

At this point personal achievements like degrees/sports/random stuff, you know shit, like that it doesnt matter to me because "where am i supposed to put my dick in?? in your degree papers???".

Thats probably about it.

The ones i want to date must have:

Thin not too skinny.

Personal higiene is a must here AGAIN.

Big/mildly round ass (ass is #1 for me).

I used to like big tits but i dont know if you seen it, chicks that have lil tittties and a big ass look better than those who have big titties and no ass at all, so i stopped looking for cup sizes.

From midly experienced to experienced.

I used to think about getting married or dating smart women with degrees or masters, but its funny how sometimes they have a degree or some shit like that but they cant cook for shit, they sure can bring doug to the table thats a big help and they sure can have nice conversations and all but my shit aint gonna cook itself you know, so i opted for a change, if the women as a job and knows how to cook, clean, wash clothes all the house choirs, its F*CKING ok, at the end the kids arent going to grow themselfs, btw F*CK nannys, i want them to grow with our parenting not some stranger F*CK.

Thats pretty much it, if i forget something its because i have to leave soon.

This post was IMO, i dont want to burn any of you guys or try to sound cooler, ok, i love you all, peace.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
i date/F*CK only girls who have 1337 Cs:s skills


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Big/mildly round ass (ass is #1 for me).


Thats got to be easy for you to find ass....YOU'RE IN MEXICO GODDAMNIT!

Try me being in the north....IT'S F*CKING IMPOSSIBLE.

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Vision wrote:
I like dark mixed girls as far as looks go, usually brunettes.

MUST have a bangable ass. No ass = Go away!!!

Must be an active athletic girl who stays in shape and takes care of her self physically.

Must have either a masters and/or doctorate in a notable field or be an artist of some sort. She must show some sort of initiative, I'm not looking for a stay at home wife.

Must be financially stable and understand the basic concepts of personal finance. Basically not too high maintenance.

Must be actively involved in helping others on some level.

Must have an understanding of global issues and be able to see outside the 'American' perspective.

Must enjoy sex a lot. No Fakers!!!


There's other stuff but this is most of the main criteria.


why does this sound like you copied it from your craigslist ad?


I've gotten 2 responses so far but 1 was trying to get me to join a sex site and I think the other is a fattie.

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If they have tits and a vagina and a plus if they like anal.

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Post Re: What do you look for in the opposite gender?
as long as the woman truly loves me for me then i can love her for her, looks are unimportant but definitively a plus, I find beauty in all woman, if its not their body the beauty is elsewhere one must merely look. I like to be engaged in critical thinking, i love intelligent woman (rare breed today)
but yeah basically, if she is serious about a relationship and is in the relationship for the right reason, (looking for someone to love all their life) then i can accept her "baggage" emotional, physical, etc. so to say. I am a hopeless romantic.
and wow most of you nigga's are shallow as F*CK lol

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