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I just wanted to let you all know that I have a hard on for n00bfest. That's all. bye.

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\m/ ಠ_ಠ \m/

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Montreal wrote:
I just wanted to let you all know that I have a hard on for n00bfest. That's all. bye.


Your not the only one. There are people in this Community that have had a hard on for ages.

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We should probably go see our doctor's about these erections that last for more than four hours, but we're too busy playing Counter-Strike.

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I'm starting to get worried. The other day in my common law class, I got the sudden urge to...play.

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How do you think I feel?? I've been playing (almost) every day since Thanksgiving 2004, minus when I'm doing my Navy thing...and, now, all-of-a-sudden, I'm in the barracks (Navy Lodge now, for my last week here) with SHITTY internet connections, trying to play on a laptop, which I still can't get used to. I'm going through freakin' withdrawals here!

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It's ok montreal, your not an addict until you know most of the console commands...and scrim, at that point your fucked.

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HEY! Scrimming does NOT mean youre addicted!

But when you hate Source deep down inside and yet there you are... playing it with a cold sweat, bloodshot eyes and a hard on... your wife left you for a fat, slobbing, mullet- donning mechanic named Duane, your house is foreclosed upon and you haven't had a friend that wasn't a clanmate in years....




...that's when you know you're addicted.


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Did that happen to you Omega?

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sometimes I beat off and wipe it in my own hair

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@ Omega: Can't say I'm addicted yet then!

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sometimes I beat off and wipe it in my own hair


That's F*CKING disgusting. lmao

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Yeah sometimes I beat off with sandpaper and broken glass.

I agree with omega, I F*CKING hate CS, but yet I F*CKING go back to it time and time again over an immense amount of years. F*CK


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I HATE CSS! and i play everyday...
It eats me away on the inside... cut myself when im afk. Its just so cold everywhere away from CSS.... i just... idk man.

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Strange wrote:
sometimes I beat off and wipe it in my own hair


I F*CKING LOL´D HARD ON THIS ONE

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Did you laugh because what he said was just funny, or because the fact of him trying to wipe cum in his non-existing hair was funny?

I chose the latter.


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aCId_rAIn wrote:
Did you laugh because what he said was just funny, or because the fact of him trying to wipe cum in his non-existing hair was funny?

I chose the latter.


I laughed at both, and it was funny because on my way home i remembered this post and started LOL´ing and people was like, "WTF is wrong with this kid", thank you strange for making me smile.

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