i think am a internet crackhead my interweb broke for three days and its been F*CKING torture its like when i gave up smoking having tantrums and all soughts its been hell never leave me again broadband please never ever ever

Learn to play golf!

Learn to play disc golf!

I think a global internet shutdown for a full year will be good for humanity. And the only thing more boring than golf that I can think of, is watching paint dry

How about watching the paint on golf balls dry?

i like watching the grass grow on the green.

Golf is the most boring sport to watch but man it is awsome and addictive to play. What other sport allows you to drive around in mini cars with open booze that is brought to you by cute little college girls wenever you need one and let you get your frutrations out on a little white ball. Come on name one? If I won the lottery I would play a round every morning for the rest of my life, I would probably still suck at it when my time was up but I would sure be happy in the end.

Take the first two suggestions, shit on them, and go play paintball. :D

I guess it's true...stoners love Frolfing. Frisbee Golf is my shizit

Get a paintball gun and hide in the bushes at a golf course and shoot golfers but only the silly ones that where those funky pants.

Airhorns are better, that way you dont get arrested :)

u do that and you will see the biggest bloodbath rought on by nerds of all nations and creeds the world will ever whitness.

LOL, Ive been thinkin' that for years. Its too true.

i too love me some disc golf!! its the best ever.

what can a nerd actually do without his internet?

whenever a non-smoker tells me they dont wanna go out and throw with me because it's a stoner sport I deny it :)

hell yes, it is. Its more intensive than regular golf as you can't rent a golf cart and you can go in shorts and no shirt, unlike playing golf having to wear a collared shirt and khakis (that the way it is in golf central: Augusta, GA.) In fact, I live just about 10 mins from the PDGA headquarters (easily the biggest disc golf site I've ever seen with 3 sepereate courses set in humongous woods next to a lake). Of course, I love regular golf, too.



hahaha, what the hell does a non-smoker know about a smoker's activity? Let them stay unstimulatingly sober while we're out on the course livin' it up. What kinds of discs do you guys throw? I dont do the whole "bring your entire set in a soft cooler" thing. I carry a champion starfire, a dx roc, a champion shark and a soft putter, myself.

masturbation is a fun way to to make the time go by while you wait for shit to pop up.

Innova owns all

Tazzaler...it would help to masturbate when your shit does pop up not before