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 I Hate NRB's 
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NRB' s.....
The infamous no reason boner, i F*CKIN hate them always happen at the worst times

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you should grow out of this one day little one...

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NRB's when you have no way of hiding it..F*CKING hate that.

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dude its been so long since i got one and when it happned i wa slile wtf is this shit, so i bent my fnger so it would hurt than it went away lol

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Yeah, once you turn 14 you'll only pop boners over shit that matters.

Like hot bitches, guns, explosions, and war.

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I got a boner when I saw a bald guy walk down the sidewalk.....is this a reasonable situation?

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Yes, but only if you're a Judas Priest fan.

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NO REASON BONER! ffs lol not just a normal boner over a hot chick or some shit or a bald dude, i could feel 1 coming on during my tard math class at college and ima like holy shit no way, so i hurt myself, and it went away, didnt help that there was a hella fine chick next to me lol

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Maybe the hot chick is why you got it? (I'm trying to save you from further embarrassment, so just say yes)

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yeah i probably did. Yes lol but it was probably in the back of my head

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Should have pulled it out and seen what she would have done. You'll learn.

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I recommend doubling your masturbation frequency. Wear that wiener out and you should be fine.

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I got a boner once. Daddy loves me.


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start fappin more

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Lol yeah ill whip it out during class, sounds golden maybe the teacher will blow me to, shes cute, shes 25 hahaha

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no wonder you got a boner in class

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Pictures of teacher, now!


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hard to do so without looking like a perv or a tard or a weirdo, i am neither of those, so unless she posts a photo of herself on the college website than cant do it haha

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Heh...my worst nightmare...it happened while I was teaching a low level course in my college because the Professor had to leave (I'm the assistant), and it was pretty noticable since I was wearing some shiny sweatpants. Even thinking about calculus 3 didn't help. The worst part is, half the students were hot chicks and I wasn't even looking at them to prevent it from happening. From that moment on, I pretty much don't care. It's not my fault and if girls do everything possible to make their boobs stick out as much as possible (fake boob shaping bras etc), I shouldn't be concerned about natural things happening to me.


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Jesus christ EnV.

Do you ever post anything thats not F*CKING retarded?

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