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 my possible shitty 21st bday 
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so i was suppose to go to vegas in september with my dad and uncle and my two cousin one which i turnin 21 too but he got picked up by a collage for a base ball scholarship congrats to him but looks like nobody want to go to vegas any more how shitty is that


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I sat in my parent's basement and played WoW on my 21st birthday.

Enjoy that.

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one of my closest friends died days before my 21st and I spent it crying in my college dorm room.

get over it kid.

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the funny thing about turning 21.... you're 21 for more than one day!

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the funny thing about turning 21.... you're 21 for more than one day!
Lies! You level up daily with quests jus like WoW. Hell only be 21 until he runs Dead Mines again.


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I spent my 21st birthday in a hot water heater shed outside of a Motel in Kermit, Texas. I was broke, homeless, jobless and nobody really gave a shit about me or what happened to me. It was a good lesson for me, I learned a lot about myself during those days.

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Coach wrote:
I spent my 21st birthday in a hot water heater shed outside of a Motel in Kermit, Texas. I was broke, homeless, jobless and nobody really gave a shit about me or what happened to me. It was a good lesson for me, I learned a lot about myself during those days.


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Skullsickle wrote:
Coach wrote:
I spent my 21st birthday in a hot water heater shed outside of a Motel in Kermit, Texas. I was broke, homeless, jobless and nobody really gave a shit about me or what happened to me. It was a good lesson for me, I learned a lot about myself during those days.


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any suggestions on what i should do besides get extremly fubar


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I sat in the hosptial last week on my 21 first birthday. Life sucks get over and stop bitching.

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21 is like a parking space... Its a liar and a whore


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i spent my 21st birthday... oh wait! i turn 21 thursday =D

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21 is like a parking space... Its a liar and a whore


What?

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21 is like a parking space... Its a liar and a whore


What?

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TACO wrote:
21 is like a parking space... Its a liar and a whore


Im sure im not the only one that wants to know. Can you please elaborate on this a little more? Since no one here understands what the F*CK you are talking about.

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lol?


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You need to go get some of your friends and have them take you to the dirtiest strip club you can find. That's what everyone up here in Ontario does on there 19th birthday and have fun letting your friends buy you dances with the ugliest girls they can find in the club. I still remember my 19th and the club my friends took me too, (may it rest in peace as it was closed for being a whorehouse) wow we had a great time and it cost me nothing.

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CPTReynolds wrote:
You need to go get some of your friends and have them take you to the dirtiest strip club you can find. That's what everyone up here in Ontario does on there 19th birthday and have fun letting your friends buy you dances with the ugliest girls they can find in the club. I still remember my 19th and the club my friends took me too, (may it rest in peace as it was closed for being a whorehouse) wow we had a great time and it cost me nothing.


When i lived in Aus i got a lapdance from this chick that was so loose you could easily play the kids game "Operation" with a hotdog and some tongs LOL


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lol my 21st i went to the bar with a few friends and they bought me drinks....a week later we went to Orlando and my brother got me plastered ^.^ so i say 21 is good but its nothing special it happens to everyone but whats nice is after 21 you can do it all day every day...also Coach do please tell more ^.^ and wtf is with the parking space comment? wtf?

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No need to explain, Taco. I understand exactly what you mean.

I spent my 21st praising Jesus and helping orphans escape from a burning foster home.

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