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This video is safe for work and if it doesn't make you laugh out loud, you're retarded or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM <---Click, enjoy, share, laugh at idiotic inventions.

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Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:49 pm
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Lmao

I want one!!


Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:20 pm
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I thought it was kinda gay and not funny at all but o well.

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Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:30 pm
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Well it wasnt funny, but it was amazing how people just want to sell shitty ass products with lame F*CKING excuses, i think that the guys that made this shit, where actually masturbating analy and then they thought it was going to be a great idea, wait til lthe coprophilic´s sees this.

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coprophilic -> wtf?

i love it!!!

is it real or a joke?

whenever i get my own place with a guest bathroom i'm so getting one just to see if anyone asks wth it is.

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Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:13 pm
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I just love how its curved the wrong way. It would work better as and anal probe then a anal wipe.

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AngryKitten wrote:
I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:07 pm
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Ginzu wrote:
Well it wasnt funny, but it was amazing how people just want to sell s**tty ass products



LOL


i think that the guys that made this s**t



LOL


Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:45 am
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Vision wrote:
coprophilic -> wtf?

i love it!!!

is it real or a joke?

whenever i get my own place with a guest bathroom i'm so getting one just to see if anyone asks wth it is.


Yeah since coprophilic like shit, they think its hot and whatnot, and this dudes think its nasty, etc.

Anal WTF??? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38

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I just bought one -_-


Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:58 am
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Why the F*CK would you want this????

Extend your reach by 18 inches? Bitch god made your arms the right length to already wipe your ass, why buy a pointless product like this Lol

By the time it takes for a person to use that, i would already be done wiping my ass and jacking off to something.


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