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 SAUSAGE FEST 
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definition - a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

if you know where this is going.. discuss.

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Sun May 03, 2009 2:20 pm
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Hay that means the i get the girls and all the rest get to go home to there hand. I'm down with that.

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It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


Sun May 03, 2009 3:58 pm
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Lawl,but wait what if most of them only have tiny wieners?Or they are so fat they haven't seen them in years,i think you see where im going with this too.

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Sun May 03, 2009 5:13 pm
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high wrote:
definition - a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

if you know where this is going.. discuss.


Ah, but what if you were gay? Then this would be a nice party to attend.

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SuperEffect wrote:
Lawl,but wait what if most of them only have tiny wieners?Or they are so fat they haven't seen them in years,i think you see where im going with this too.

When I message saying tornados are coming. You write back. And I approve of your message.

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Sun May 03, 2009 8:33 pm
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No naders here,rained and got ugly but no naders.Next time call,my cells message beep is set too low to hear.

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Sun May 03, 2009 8:45 pm
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Get hearing aids.

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Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.

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It's hard to get in at first you gotta break it in really slowly, and use plenty of lube because you don't want to tear the skin.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


What about you??


Mon May 04, 2009 5:49 pm
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I bet u aint had none of dis black dick before. I'm gonna fill that pretty white tummy of yours with soul.


Tue May 05, 2009 6:00 am
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Ginzu wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


What about you??


Nope.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


What about you??


Nope.


I had this weird dream yesterday, you where using the beard set in Tay´s thread, but in my dream you where a midget, funny shit or gay shit??.

Discuss?


Wed May 06, 2009 11:45 am
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SuperEffect wrote:
Lawl,but wait what if most of them only have tiny wieners?Or they are so fat they haven't seen them in years,i think you see where im going with this too.


If I couldnt see from the bottom of my balls to the tip of my C*CK I would just take pictures to see my junk. No reason to go years without bein' able to see your junk :)

Oh yeah...I went there


Wed May 06, 2009 1:57 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


Trannys don't technically count

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Shorty wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


Trannys don't technically count


Only in 7 states


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virus wrote:
Shorty wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


Trannys don't technically count


Only in 7 states


You would know =/


Wed May 06, 2009 5:03 pm
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ItBurns wrote:
virus wrote:
Shorty wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


Trannys don't technically count


Only in 7 states


You would know =/


Yeah Tennessee is one too.


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virus wrote:
ItBurns wrote:
virus wrote:
Shorty wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Naw. Gman knows plenty of chicks.


Trannys don't technically count


Only in 7 states


You would know =/


Yeah Tennessee is one too.


lol.... damnt.


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So just for the record, if I grabbed a shovel and started digging right now, I could dig about 25 kilometers before I melted.

Of course, I'd make it about 20 feet before I got tired and had to go eat a cake or two.

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