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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas 
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 Too funnyhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/ap_ ... re_weather People will never have to wonder why we get called hicks here in the south.
This guy said: "It sounded like seven freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners all going at the same time," Funkhouser said Saturday as he returned to what is left of his home and neighborhood. What I wanna know is this, when has he ever had the chance to hear 7 freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners at the same time? Hmm? _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?  |
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Seasoned Buttplug  Joined: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 213
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I live like 20min away from murfreesboro
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 33
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Re: Too funny Coach wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/ap_on_re_us/severe_weather People will never have to wonder why we get called hicks here in the south. This guy said: "It sounded like seven freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners all going at the same time," Funkhouser said Saturday as he returned to what is left of his home and neighborhood. What I wanna know is this, when has he ever had the chance to hear 7 freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners at the same time? Hmm? maybe he got bored one day and took seven freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners and turned em all on at the same time |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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A guys wife and baby daughter died.
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Newbie Spammer  Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 556 Location: Bronx, NY
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Re: Too funny Coach wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/ap_on_re_us/severe_weather People will never have to wonder why we get called hicks here in the south. This guy said: "It sounded like seven freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners all going at the same time," Funkhouser said Saturday as he returned to what is left of his home and neighborhood. What I wanna know is this, when has he ever had the chance to hear 7 freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners at the same time? Hmm? Dude I didn't even get to read your whole post. All I read was "People will never have to wonder why we get called hicks here in the south." and clicked the link. I laughed so hard at the 7 freight trains and 22 vacuum cleaners. I thought the same thing as you Coach. He decided to exaggerate and pick 2 loud items and associate 2 random numbers with them and that's what it "sounded" like to him. Hicks + loud scary noises = a lol explanation. _________________ Nigga's ain't deeaaad they just smell that way - Dr. Malicious Luff get those burgers out of your mouth and talk like a human being! - Dr. Malicious I want to murder you. Or cause you to die somehow in a fire and then sprinkle cocaine all over your body and then eat you. That's the only way you'll taste good - Dr. Malicious |
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I have NO life....  Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Wow thats enough to say right there. I cant believe that he would say something like that.
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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I am perfectly capable of raising the sound of a train seven times and then combining it with the sound of a vacuum cleaner raised 22 times in my head.
This shit is loud. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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Forum Newbie Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 33
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AngryKitten wrote: I am perfectly capable of raising the sound of a train seven times and then combining it with the sound of a vacuum cleaner raised 22 times in my head. This s**t is loud. not louder than the cry of 1000 banshees getting buttfucked |
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