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 I want to bang a drum! 
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Post I want to bang a drum!
If i could only get my asshole around an oil drum i could die a happy man.


Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:37 am
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I know it's Definitively not in Canadialand i though spammers where supposed to post stupid stuff? like i r nigra poo on me Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25

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Lulz, @ spammer. Everyone is probably going to flame the thread and then itll be locked. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for me :)

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Um I AM A HOMOSEXUAL goodness all the way.

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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Lulz, @ spammer. Everyone is probably going to flame the thread and then itll be locked. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for me :)

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Goodkat wrote:
virus wrote:
Lulz, @ spammer. Everyone is probably going to flame the thread and then itll be locked. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for me :)

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What the F*CK is this shit? Stupid F*CK get your asshole around the damn oil drum

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i edited his post moron....

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So F*CKING what? He should still get his asshole around the oil drum. I said wtf for the cell phone. So help him out Geno, he needs that oil drum up his bum

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Miroku wrote:
So f**king what? He should still get his asshole around the oil drum. I said wtf for the cell phone. So help him out Geno, he needs that oil drum up his bum

Just admit your failure now.


Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:34 am
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virus wrote:
Lulz, @ spammer. Everyone is probably going to flame the thread and then itll be locked. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for me :)


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Tazzaler wrote:
Miroku wrote:
So f**king what? He should still get his asshole around the oil drum. I said wtf for the cell phone. So help him out Geno, he needs that oil drum up his bum

Just admit your failure now.


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