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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 4936
Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Happy Birthday to Me! I'm 38 today, born 12/26/1970. It's a great day to be alive!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 1719
Location: Chicago
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Happy B-Day to you Mr. Coach sir! :enforcer:
And most of that song i feel is very true!
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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| Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:06 pm |
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SK-XIII
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:00 am
Posts: 812
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COACH!!
♥<3<3
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I may never admin C*CK you.
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noobanator
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am
Posts: 842
Location: Northern California
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Happy B-DAY COACH!!!!!!
_________________Tazzaler wrote: Man Apok gets gayer and gayer each post he makes. 
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| Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:14 pm |
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5727
Location: Dakota, North
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SK-XIII wrote: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COACH!!
♥<3<3
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| Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:20 pm |
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TheDietCokeOfSkill
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Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 90
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Haha. Jerry gets screwed over on presents.
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| Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:21 pm |
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cbroadkill
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 29
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TheDietCokeOfSkill wrote: Haha. Jerry gets screwed over on presents. Not anymore you get the best two night of sex in a row this way or make it straight threw none stop.
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| Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:04 am |
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Skullsickle
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am
Posts: 987
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Happy birthday dude
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| Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:03 am |
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TACO
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 110
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You suck you AFRICAN AMERICAN HOMOSEXUAL jew
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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hi! wanna sex?
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:41 am |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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happy birfday nigguh.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:35 am |
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RussianTrix
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 2049
Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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HAppy belated Birthday MAN
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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| Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:58 pm |
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Mantis
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Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 745
Location: Miramar, FL
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SK-XIII wrote: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COACH!!
♥<3<3 _________________ "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben
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