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 Umps Wars 
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So me, cookies, punisher and a few other have been doing ump wars on CSS. I have decided it should replace the shotgun as the humiliation, for it is the worst gun in CSS and should be free.


Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:08 am
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I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that F*CKING thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

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I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

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Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


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OWAIT THAT'S TMP LOL1!


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State_Radio wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


But you are by far the worst player.


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TheDietCokeOfSkill wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


But you are by far the worst player.

yep ur right AFRICAN AMERICAN


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State_Radio wrote:
TheDietCokeOfSkill wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


But you are by far the worst player.

yep ur right n****r


Its actually a very acurate gun, I suck with it but i think some people who knows how to use it will do well with UMP

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RussianTrix wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
TheDietCokeOfSkill wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


But you are by far the worst player.

yep ur right n****r


Its actually a very acurate gun, I suck with it but i think some people who knows how to use it will do well with UMP

It has some range to it too


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RussianTrix wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
TheDietCokeOfSkill wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
I beg to differ, the UMP if used right can be quite well, I sometime hit some lucky streaks with that f**king thing. Also as well I don't think we even have quake sounds so it replacing shotgun for the Humiliation ringer isn't like plausible. Plus shotgun humiliations are quite lulzy.

UMP is fine. There is no "Worst" gun in the game


But you are by far the worst player.

yep ur right n****r


Its actually a very acurate gun, I suck with it but i think some people who knows how to use it will do well with UMP


The UMP is one of my favorite guns, you'd be suprised how good it is for ambushing someone, and I've killed people who were using AKs or M4s at range with it too.
Alot of people seem to think it's a close range spray weapon, it's more of a mid range burst weapon.


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i can get many kills with the UMP its easy just Spray and Prey

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noobanator wrote:
i can get many kills with the UMP its easy just Spray and Prey


really? all I usualy do with it is fire two round bursts


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Zealot-44 wrote:
noobanator wrote:
i can get many kills with the UMP its easy just Spray and Prey


really? all I usualy do with it is fire two round bursts


well my tactics are different 99% of my kills are Spray and Prey

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MIKE wrote:
OWAIT THAT'S TMP LOL1!


Not sure if you're suggesting the TMP is the "worst" in the game... It's not.


either way, the shotgun is a F*CKING source sniper-rifle.

knife kills should be humiliation, as well as the scout.

also, flash/smoke grenade kills should active some sort of disco-dance party and rip off like 80 "L-l-l-l-ludicrous kill...kill...kill" 's

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noobanator wrote:
i can get many kills with the UMP its easy just Spray and Prey



But you are by far the worst player


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what....WHAT! my stats dont say i am and STATS ARE MY LIFE!

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