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A funny thing happened to me yesterday at work.
A funny thing happened to me yesterday at work.
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acid_rain
Retired n00bfest O.G.
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 2737
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 A funny thing happened to me yesterday at work.
As some people know I work for the army, and recently, i was transferred from a maintenence platoon dispatching vehicles to working in headquarters, taking care of other soldier's financial issues, awards, leaves, passes, legal matters, etc. Each Thursday at fort hood we conduct what's called "Sergeant Time Training", where we learn about certain Army shit, or take a refresher course. Well, I had figured we'd be doing something on reading maps or some other stupid crap like we'd done the week before. No, instead, we had this super cool meeting for HQ soldiers only, with a huge conference room, and high speed slide shows and presentations. There was a CPT by the name of LOTT discussing certain topics, so about 10 minutes roll by when I found out where this was being held, so I signed in at Battalion and went into the conference room. Every looked at me like, "OH NO, this guy is gonna get yelled at by this captain for showing up late, and not having a pen and paper to take notes with!" About 3 seconds after noticing the looks on their faces I knew it was coming... YEP! Captain ASSHAT starts blasting me about not being prepared for the class, and asks me... "Where's your pen... paper?" I pulled out my IPAQ 910, removed the stylus and opened up Word Mobile, and set the letter recognition to "Transcriber" and proceeded to take notes. He just looked at me like, holy shit, this guy is actually USING his CELLPHONE TO TAKE NOTES! HOLY F*CK!... so what i wanna know is... am I like, the only person who actually uses my PDA for a substitution of pen and paper? Am I like the only one who uses a PDA, for the options available from them? By the way Captain LOTT never bothered me again, and never asked me any questions. Just looked at me like I was a genious. I bet he felt F*CKING retarded. I hope he did, too. Smart people do smart things.
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:26 pm |
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MrS0X
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas
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i use my smart phone to the max all the time
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:35 pm |
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SuperEffect
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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I take notes on mine during the day because when i get home i get to drunk to remember things.That way when i sync my phone with my puter it reminds me of what my sober self was thinking.But i usually just say F*CK that sober bastard and play games.
On a side note i washed my smart phone in the washing machine two days ago and after about 12 hrs it lived again. The htc 3125 F*CKING rocks.
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Last edited by SuperEffect on Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:48 pm |
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RussianTrix
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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SuperEffect wrote: I take notes on mine during the day because when i get home i get to drunk to remember things.That way when i sink my phone with my puter it reminds me of what my sober self was thinking.But i usually just say f**k that sober bastard and play games.
On a side note i washed my smart phone in the washing machine two days ago and after about 12 hrs it lived again. The htc 3125 f**king rocks.
WOW LOL
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:42 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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tl;dr i don't own a mobile
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:43 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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wtbparagraph
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| Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:48 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: A funny thing happened to me yesterday at work.
aCId_rAIn wrote: As some people know I work for the army, and recently, i was transferred from a maintenence platoon dispatching vehicles to working in headquarters, taking care of other soldier's financial issues, awards, leaves, passes, legal matters, etc. Each Thursday at fort hood we conduct what's called "Sergeant Time Training", where we learn about certain Army s**t, or take a refresher course. Well, I had figured we'd be doing something on reading maps or some other stupid crap like we'd done the week before. No, instead, we had this super cool meeting for HQ soldiers only, with a huge conference room, and high speed slide shows and presentations. There was a CPT by the name of LOTT discussing certain topics, so about 10 minutes roll by when I found out where this was being held, so I signed in at Battalion and went into the conference room. Every looked at me like, "OH NO, this guy is gonna get yelled at by this captain for showing up late, and not having a pen and paper to take notes with!" About 3 seconds after noticing the looks on their faces I knew it was coming... YEP! Captain ASSHAT starts blasting me about not being prepared for the class, and asks me... "Where's your pen... paper?" I pulled out my IPAQ 910, removed the stylus and opened up Word Mobile, and set the letter recognition to "Transcriber" and proceeded to take notes. He just looked at me like, holy s**t, this guy is actually USING his CELLPHONE TO TAKE NOTES! HOLY f**k!... so what i wanna know is... am I like, the only person who actually uses my PDA for a substitution of pen and paper? Am I like the only one who uses a PDA, for the options available from them? By the way Captain LOTT never bothered me again, and never asked me any questions. Just looked at me like I was a genious. I bet he felt f**king retarded. I hope he did, too. Smart people do smart things.
I bet he wants your baby now.
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Vendetta
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Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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I use my itouch to take notes in class when i forget my binder. I don't think the teacher even notices
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