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 Shopping carts have more fecal matter than public toilets!!! 
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Post Shopping carts have more fecal matter than public toilets!!!
Wow this is so F*CKING disgusting...

Shopping Carts
Grime factor: We'd suggest paint-thinner if it didn't burn so much.

A 2006 study out of the University of Arizona found two-thirds of shopping cart handles to be contaminated with fecal bacteria including E. coli and Salmonella, more so than public toilet seats. The culprit: Diapered infants. Further research by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that riding in a shopping cart when compared to raw meat or poultry is more of a risk factor for infants acquiring Salmonella infection.

Shopping cart handles are excellent transmitters of diarrhea and other potential illness both to adults and to children.

Germs be gone: Grocery stores are beginning to offer complementary sanitary wipes and have begun to implement other cart disinfection systems. However, individuals can still take precautions such as wiping down handles with personal disinfectant wipes before use, washing all unpackaged food items thoroughly before consumption, skipping free samples and avoiding touching their faces while shopping.

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Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:25 pm
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noobanator wrote:
well thats a mind blower didnt know that and now im gonna have nightmares.....thanks


It's still better to know than not know. At least next time your in a grocery store you'll know there's fecal matter all over the carts and maybe you should just use a basket.

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Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:47 pm
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ya but when you buy alot of s**t the basket wont help you unless your really freakin strong


Just another motivation for me to go to the gym :P

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Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:49 pm
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noobanator wrote:
dont get to obsessed with it there is a term for that i cant remember what its called but its when you constantly go to the gym and its basically being anorexic but with the gym


too late I've been training for over 10 years now, I'm addicted for life!!

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How can you not know that public shopping carts are disgusting?

Regardless, I gobble up any free sample I see, I'm a chronic nail biter, and I love to play with my genitals and lick my hands in stores.


Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:32 am
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Post Re: Shopping carts have more fecal matter than public toilet
Vision wrote:
Wow this is so f**king disgusting...

Shopping Carts
Grime factor: We'd suggest paint-thinner if it didn't burn so much.

A 2006 study out of the University of Arizona found two-thirds of shopping cart handles to be contaminated with fecal bacteria including E. coli and Salmonella, more so than public toilet seats. The culprit: Diapered infants. Further research by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that riding in a shopping cart when compared to raw meat or poultry is more of a risk factor for infants acquiring Salmonella infection.

Shopping cart handles are excellent transmitters of diarrhea and other potential illness both to adults and to children.

Germs be gone: Grocery stores are beginning to offer complementary sanitary wipes and have begun to implement other cart disinfection systems. However, individuals can still take precautions such as wiping down handles with personal disinfectant wipes before use, washing all unpackaged food items thoroughly before consumption, skipping free samples and avoiding touching their faces while shopping.

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http://static.askmen.com/sports/health_ ... ealth.html


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Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:06 pm
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Vision wrote:
Wow this is so f**king disgusting...

Shopping Carts
Grime factor: We'd suggest paint-thinner if it didn't burn so much.

A 2006 study out of the University of Arizona found two-thirds of shopping cart handles to be contaminated with fecal bacteria including E. coli and Salmonella, more so than public toilet seats. The culprit: Diapered infants. Further research by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that riding in a shopping cart when compared to raw meat or poultry is more of a risk factor for infants acquiring Salmonella infection.

Shopping cart handles are excellent transmitters of diarrhea and other potential illness both to adults and to children.

Germs be gone: Grocery stores are beginning to offer complementary sanitary wipes and have begun to implement other cart disinfection systems. However, individuals can still take precautions such as wiping down handles with personal disinfectant wipes before use, washing all unpackaged food items thoroughly before consumption, skipping free samples and avoiding touching their faces while shopping.

Taken from:

http://static.askmen.com/sports/health_ ... ealth.html


tldr:

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LOL ♥

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Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:13 pm
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Aw sorry guys ill have to stop scratching my ass when i go into stores.

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Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:05 pm
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noobanator wrote:
well thats a mind blower didnt know that and now im gonna have nightmares.....thanks


Im not touching that SHIT ever again!!!

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:11 pm
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Wow, who'd have thought that if you took a midget with a portable shitter that he'd shit everywhere. Golly.

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Ryan wrote:
Wow, who'd have thought that if you took a midget with a portable shitter that he'd s**t everywhere. Golly.


Fine, you can stay at home for the rest of your life for all I care.


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