Seriously, this one is lulz:

Peace be with you, Reply back to: zaafira.alsaud@hotmail.com
As I am writing this mail, tears are running down my cheeks, my heart is heavy; the pains are getting worst as the time goes. I can't help it, I am tired and that is the reason why I said that even if it will take the last drop of my blood to secure a good place for my only son, let it be. I wish you can understand me or even imagine what I am going through at the moment.

My name is Zafira Faisal Al Saud , am suffering from a slow killing poison that was given to me by my late husband's half brother because of an inheritance of US$35 Million left for me and my son by my late husband, my late husband's half brother was my late husband's business partner, it was like a family business before their last oil deal that they made this amount but he become so greedy that he poisoned my husband on a diner business party they went in London and when he found out that my husband made me his next of kin on the money, he now gave me a slow killing poison so that when I die he will use my son to claim the money from the bank maybe after claiming the money, he will also kill my son. What a greedy and deadly person, he is doing this to me and my family that loved and welcomed him like one of us, the world is wicked.

As I write this mail to you, the doctors has already told me that I can't make it because the poison has eating all inside of me, I have but a short time to be on this earth and I know that if anything happen to me, he will find my son and kill him the way he killed my husband and me his mother who will soon join my late husband in heaven, it is so painful but I can’t help it.

All I want you to do is to take my son, save his life and his future by adopting him, love him and show him what is called family because my days are not much so that I can die peacefully knowing that I have prepared my Son's future before leaving this wicked world. If you accept to adopt and take him, I will hand over to you the (US$ 35 Million)which will automatically become his inheritance and you adopting him, makes you his legal guidance that is entitled to take care of his inheritance.

please get back to me very fast so that I can tell you what to do because my days now is being numbered and my heart can not hold on for long anymore, please be fast so that I will hand over the money to you before this poison finish me.
May the peace of God be with you “Amen"
Mrs. Zafira Faisal bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud
Reply back to ( zaafira.alsaud@hotmail.com )

i get so many of these stupid emails. i wish i could choke the mother F*CKERS that keep sending them!!!

I always reply to them, LOL!

I wish I got cool letters like this :( why do they leave me out

i always forward them to some people i know at

http://www.thescambaiter.com

always good for a laugh

I hope the dying sand AFRICAN AMERICAN bitch is the one who is trying to steal my friend's ancestral land/money.

I dont know why would they think that you would believe all that F*CKING nonsense. I say F*CK them, i hope they yiff in hell.

LOL MONEY!

I was checking this out at work... lol dumb bastards