Man, F*CK Sony.

No, F*CK Sony. They sit in a room and they're like "Hey, let's make a new portable device that we'll take games that should have great sequels, smash it onto a 4 inch screen."

"Then, after taking the shittiest F*CKING batteries known to man,"

"We'll go ahead and make our headphones and power cable stupidly F*CKING unique."

"Our AC Adaptor looks exactly like the PS2 one, except it's 5/8 of a millimeter smaller in diameter!"

"That way, NOTHING WILL EVER F*CKING FIT IN IT!"

"OH
OH
AND
Then we'll make it so you can ONLY power it through our F*CKING retarded AC adaptor. Finding a USB cable that SOMEHOW fits, does NOTHING, because it doesn't charge up your shit at ALL."

I actually need to go slay every child produced by Sony employees.

F*CK I need alcohol.

Time Elapses

what were you playing when it died?
Nothing. I can't F*CKING play anything. I have to charge it at my cousin's house. I have 40% battery. But no, that's not enough to update my F*CKING PSP to play Crisis Core.

OH WAIT, IT F*CKING SHOULD BE



Unpolished, harder to read, more humorous.

I have a DS, which I got solely for the purpose of kicking an ex-love's ass @ Mario Kart. We never play anymore, and now it rots. It's kind of shit. Like all non-PC gaming devices. Except the classics.

i'll copy and paste and read it in the morning while i pick out my fav porn vids to watch.

If you don't want it give it to me.

ive given up on handheld devices. i dont know how you guys use them, i find myself constantly in pain when using them. my arms ache because of holding it up but then my neck aches when i look down, never a comfortable way of playing.

but yea, i agree, F*CK Sony up their lame asses

I own both a PSP and a DS. The PSP has so many lflaws that I only use it when a game I must play comes out. Other than that, it is a paper weight.

I own both and both are collecting dust in the corner somewhere....




nvm i forgot i loaned out my psp like 4 months ago haha

I have a PSP and I love it, I use it to play my music and shit at night when I go to sleep and what would I do without burnout? I'd probably take out the frustration i release in that game on actual people on the road lol, But seriously, it's a cool system to hack and mod. Sony made it really hard so a challenge keeps it interesting. When I was in high school I used to put my papers and shit on it so it would help for an excuse as to why I had it at school. Overall, I like it.

I have both and would rather play the DS just becuase the games for it are so much better.But im starting to like my PSP now that you can download old games like tekken 2 and crash off the sony website.

My biggest problems with the PSP are

1] The screen is super easy to scratch.

2] No good games....DUH.

3] Homebrew is a pain in the ass to get working.

4] It wont play video off the web unless you have their gay media software.

5] Cant torrent their gay media software...Damn ati piracy bastards.

der...you can charge it via usb especially the slim they have a feature you can enable for it. And i agree with super effect about the video thing they facked up on it. So i might get an itouch to try it out.

oh ya and lol the first time I played COD4 was on DS...ROFL never ever again.

sony has never really had good "devices" in the first place

I ♥ my psp. I use it for everything. Movies, music games and camera!