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JoeMamma n00bfest Asshole Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX	Baby's here early! Well...it's only fitting, I guess. My daughter was born 2 weeks late, and, now, my son is going to be 2 weeks early! My wife went into the hospital last night complaining of problems "down there"...and they admitted her right after that saying that she's going to have the baby now. I've been at the hospital all night with her...just came home to get some clothes for her and my son (and some food for me). I was supposed to leave for Fallon, NV on Friday, but my command is talking right now about keeping me back here...so yeah. This is my second one, but I'm as excited as the first one! _________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
Tue May 27, 2008 1:06 pm

CorpseHumper Community Owner Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida	CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE! _________________
Tue May 27, 2008 1:13 pm

Falcodevil [n00b] Member Joined: Thu May 15, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 428 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	Congrats on your second child! The best to all 4 of you :) _________________
Tue May 27, 2008 1:23 pm

Genocide n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3519	CorpseHumper wrote: CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE! LMAO _________________ Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Man is not free unless government is limited. The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
Tue May 27, 2008 1:39 pm

Stabby_McFaggot (BANNED) BANNED Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 227 Location: Ottawa, Canada, Eh?	CorpseHumper wrote: CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE! rofl _________________
Tue May 27, 2008 2:01 pm

Vendetta [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada	ROFL! Corpes & Gratz _________________
Tue May 27, 2008 2:02 pm

Ozark_52 [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 841	Congrats, Joe!
Tue May 27, 2008 2:08 pm

OMGWTF [n00b] Member Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 70 Location: T-Dot	Lol and congrats!
Tue May 27, 2008 2:22 pm

MrS0X Supreme Spammer Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas	CorpseHumper wrote: CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE! Congrats!!
Tue May 27, 2008 2:25 pm

Shorty [n00b] Member Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati	Congratz!! _________________ When victory is to survive then death is defeat. -Slayer, War Ensemble "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
Tue May 27, 2008 2:30 pm

DeathTaker [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1114 Location: West Palm Beach, Florida	congrats!
Tue May 27, 2008 2:42 pm

G_I_Joe [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1798 Location: NJ	Congradulations! _________________ [URL=http://www.habamon.com/monster/extra] Help me raise my Habamon![/URL]
Tue May 27, 2008 2:50 pm

Rokatanski n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.	GG :D _________________ "This ain't leetfest you silly nancy-pants fuckholes."
Tue May 27, 2008 2:54 pm

SK-XIII [n00b] Member Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 812	grats joe! _________________ AngryKitten wrote: I may never admin C*CK you.
Tue May 27, 2008 4:10 pm

Mindless Game Server Admin Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati	G_I_Joe wrote: Congradulations! Congratulations!
Tue May 27, 2008 4:44 pm

p3anut [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1036 Location: Beaufort SC	congrats, and now begins your next Call of Dootie. _________________ Avatar pwned by Gman AKALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL!!!!!!!!!!! I am 68% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
Tue May 27, 2008 5:37 pm

MrS0X Supreme Spammer Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas	p3anut wrote: congrats, and now begins your next Call of Dootie. haha
Tue May 27, 2008 5:48 pm

Gman [HNIC] Stзamroller ω Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453	CorpseHumper wrote: CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE! He just jerked off on the toilet seat. But seriously Joe, congrats.
Tue May 27, 2008 5:59 pm

Turk [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1920 Location: Illinois	Goddamn corpse I was about to swallow my drink but then it went into my nostril. _________________
Tue May 27, 2008 7:05 pm

Spitfire [n00b] Member Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 131	congrats
Tue May 27, 2008 9:55 pm

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