So I've recently turned 21, and my "friends" decided to take me to a bar. Once there they ordered me some drinks. Of the ones I can remember, they included a Sex on the Beach and a Mohito. Personally, I'd never pay money for either one of them, but which is worse? Drinking girly drinks or refusing free girly drinks?

My drink of choice is Captain and coke.

My vote is for - not refusing free girly drinks bought for you by guys that only got posted as "friends".

The best way to get free drinks and get your Ego boosted is to go to a gay bar, and make sure they know you're straight so it's more of a challenge. They dig a challenge, and if they're willing to buy you drinks then use it to your advantage and get smashed, just put a cork in your asshole in case you pass out. But seriously, never go just by yourself, the best thing to do is bring your girl with you, and the next time go to a straight bar so she can get free drinks all night as well. Kinda like a trade off, ya know? Gotta be fair

Wow, mindless. You're a total fag!

Anyway, man law states that you must drink any free drink within reason. Don't drink period blood on the rocks (if you don't want to), just because it was free.

Turning down a free drink is sin.

Yeah.

F*CK girly drinks. That's right. Stick your penis in it. Once you've fucked that drink it becomes manly.

Never turn down free alcohol no matter how full of fruit it tastes.

Unless that fruity taste is more like semen than shit from a tree.