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quotes that will go down in history...
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[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR 
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 quotes that will go down in history...all right n00bs i need to put together a collection of quotes for this thing me and my friends are doing, so seeing as i can think of anything beyond drinking quotes i need your input. so post um, all of them...clean, dirty, doesnt matter. but i need as many as i can get.
and just to start off the fun theseare what i remember about drinking qoutes... "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem." "People who drink "light" beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot" _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3473 Location: Illinois
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"Camping HOMOSEXUAL." - Madballer
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 163
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"before you decide to make fun of someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes....that way when they get mad your a mile away and you have their shoes." anonymous
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[n00b] Member Joined: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 163
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oh oh oh and dont forget "lucky ass spraying nagger" also madballer
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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"F*CK Me Rotten" - Joe Mamma
Joe I just had to say it. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_19 _________________ [n00b.i] TNAK |
| Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:23 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1116 Location: Houston, TX
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My girlfriend is actually composing a book on funny quotes she hears from me, her friends, and her family.
MY current favorite is the one she got from me when I was playing Oblivion and talking to her over the phone. "Oh... Yeah... *loud smack noise over phone* WHAT THE F*CK?! THERE'S TWO?! OMG HE'S MAKING ME FAT NOOOOOO YOU BITCH NAGGER!" Then came a few pig squealing noises from a nearby boar. XD She kept repeating "WTFWTFWTFWTF!?" Reminded me heavily of a CZ match. _________________ If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it. One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance. |
| Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:53 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 457 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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"Do a barrel roll!"
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Forum Newbie
Joined: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 37
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My Personal Favorite from Anal Chow Mein!
"The kid is a queer. At first I thought he was like 5 but when I found out that he might actually break 10 I knew for sure he was a queer." _________________  vAn |
| Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:26 am |
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Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Read sig. :)
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 64
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vAn wrote: My Personal Favorite from Anal Chow Mein! "The kid is a queer. At first I thought he was like 5 but when I found out that he might actually break 10 I knew for sure he was a queer." |
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Spammer Hopeful
Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 277
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I've got the best madballer quote
"Yo KiLLa p3ng, can I suck yo dick baby? I haven't had penis snot for so long baby, i'll suck it dry" _________________ I AM A DIRTY C*CK SUCKING F*CK STICK THAT IS BANNED AND GOT OWNED BY n00bfest. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 745 Location: Miramar, FL
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read sig;
"F*CK you Mantis", by Joe Mamma; I have more quotes from Mark Twain. PM me if u want them. _________________  "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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SEIJIsaurusREX wrote: "Do a barrel roll!" The pool is closed. _________________  Last edited by Pyrokid on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:21 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 443 Location: my house
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read my sig
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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It's not a tumor!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1197 Location: Howell, Michigan
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look and behold a pale horse...and the man that sat on him was death....and hell followed with him...
_________________ HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0"> |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1197 Location: Howell, Michigan
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i do believe that in certain parts of the US people have started to mate with vegetables.......
_________________ HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0"> |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 666
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on the battlefield b a commander:at that range they couldnt hit the side of an elepha(at this point he was shot in the head)
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 563 Location: Minnesnowda!!!!!
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"Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks."
and .. "PUMP SHOTTY!!!" Last edited by Sprinkles on Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:41 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Orange, CA
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F*CK me sideways- teh corpsehumper
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