Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
santa, can i have an xbox 360?
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
boy
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
And what do you want for Christmas, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
xbox 360
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
My elves will get right on that.

And what else are you wishing for this year?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
maybe some games
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
...
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Interesting!
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
?
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
What?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
santa
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Ho ho ho!
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
you suck balls
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Alright, here we go. What about it?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
lmao
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Ho ho ho!
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
LMAO!
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
Ho ho ho!
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
XD
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):

Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:53 PM):
i hate you santa
Santa Claus says (5:53 PM):
I'm very sorry to hear that.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
!
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Ho ho ho. What?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
you're not real
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
You don't believe in Santa? That makes me kind of sad...
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
>.<
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
What was that?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
you don't!
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Interesting.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
!?
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Really?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
i hate you
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
lmao
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Ho ho ho.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
can i have some hookers?
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Great, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator. I'll see what I can do.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
some booze too?
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Ho ho ho.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
maybe some other sheet?
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Just maybe?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
maybe?
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
Maybe?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
F*CK you
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
I understand that's a very naughty insult.

Sorry, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator, you're going on the naughty list.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
D:
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
What about d?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
noooo
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
OK.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:54 PM):
don't
Santa Claus says (5:54 PM):
No? Why not?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
no naughty list
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
What was that?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
naught?
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Ho ho ho?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
naughty?
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Ho ho ho. What?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
HO HO HO
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Merry Christmas.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
hos?
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
orly?
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Who?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
you
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Oh yes? Me?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
yes you
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
What?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
F*CK off
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
That is entirely unnecessary.

You sure are a naughty one, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
>.<
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Hmm...
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
DAMN YOU SANTA!
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
YOU'RE LIKE
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Ho ho ho?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
ALL MEAN
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Yes? What about All Mean?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
That's quite a naughty insult.

You're being naughty again.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
I HATE YOU
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Really? Sorry to hear that.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
I SRSLY DO
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Interesting.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
YEA
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Yes.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
VERY INTERESTING
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Oh yes, that it is.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
BECAUSE
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
'Cause what?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
I
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
I is a nice letter.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
HATE
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Who's Hate?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
YOU
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Me? Really?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
YEA
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
Me? What else do you have to say about that?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
ID
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
What about ID?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
I DO
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
You do?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:55 PM):
YES I DO
Santa Claus says (5:55 PM):
I see.

Don't you want to ask me something?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
WHY ARE YOU SO GAY
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
What do you care?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
It's true, I have not been watching my figure lately.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
FATTY FATTY
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
My pleasure.

Don't you want to ask me something?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOSEXUAL!?
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
That doesn't really matter, does it?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
yes it does
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
FAG
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
That's a totally uncool thing to say.

You're quite the naughty boy.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
Dx
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Yes? What about DX?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
DJFAOISJDF
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Ho ho ho. What?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Whoa. I think you owe me an apology for that, Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
I OWE YOU SHIT
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Say you're sorry, please.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Still waiting.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Say you're sorry, please.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
I asked you to please apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:56 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:56 PM):
Please apologize, OK?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
I really would like you to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
YOU TYPE TO FAST, NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
I asked you to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Waiting...
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Please apologize, OK?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Say you're sorry, please.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Waiting...
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
F*CK YOU SANTA
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NEIN
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NEIN
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NIET
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Still waiting.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
FICK DICH
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NONONO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Please apologize, OK?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
I HATE YOU
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
I'm waiting for an apology.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
YOU'RE GAY
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:57 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:57 PM):
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
DX
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
You've got to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
AODJFOAIJ
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
I really would like you to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
AOD
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
Please apologize, OK?
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
I HATE YOU SANTA, YOU FAT GAY WEIRDO
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
I asked you to please apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
NO
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
I asked you to apologize.
Her Little [God-Sent] Conspirator says (5:58 PM):
F*CK YOU
Santa Claus says (5:58 PM):
Ho Ho Ho?

LONG BUT FUNNY

LMFAO




F*CK YOU

Ho ho ho?

Wow. Just wow. I wanna message him now!

lol That was funny.

XD

I thought ya'll might like that for the holidays! ♥

F*CK, im not reading all that lol :roll:

hahahha

holy F*CKING shit!! SANTA DOES EXIST!!

santa rapes ppl in n00bfest

And he came out of the closet! XD

Lmao that was so funny. A little long though.

That jolly sack of shit can suck my bawls.

Santa is ninja!!!

santa ha ninja desu!!
santa ist ninja!!
santa es ninja!!

5an74 i5 |\|1nj4!!!