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 Convert or Die? 
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Part of the object is to kill or convert the opposing forces. It is antithetical to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.


http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/061212/apocalyp ... .html?.v=1

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Today my Anthropology teacher asked how to stop racism.. I said convert everyone to Jehovah's Whitnesses or kill them.

>.>!


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XD

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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MIKE wrote:
Today my Anthropology teacher asked how to stop racism.. I said convert everyone to Jehovah's Whitnesses or kill them.

>.>!


sorry to bother, but that is not a race...

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MIKE wrote:
Today my Anthropology teacher asked how to stop racism.. I said convert everyone to Jehovah's Whitnesses or kill them.

>.>!


sorry to bother, but that is not a race...



you didnt catch the joke......the h in the witnesses


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That game article is hilarious because of how the Christians go against their own teachings:

"Part of the object is to kill or convert the opposing forces," said the Rev. Tim Simpson of Jacksonville, Fla., who heads the Christian Alliance for Progress. "It is antithetical to the Gospel of Jesus Christ."
Supposedly, according the past and present popes, we are supposed to convert others to spread our religion. Jesus never left instructions for what to do with those stubborn bastards.

"The idea that you could pray, and the deleterious effects of one's foul deeds would simply be wiped away, is a horrible thing to be teaching Christian young people here at Christmas time," Simpson said.
I went to a Catholic school and I was taught that all venal (lesser) sins would be wiped away, but mortal sins sent you to hell. Now, if this guy wants to change the whole religious concept of reconciliation, wtf. Of course, I agree with the article, but it really brings out some hypocritical things in the catholic/general christian church.

(I'm Christian... in a way)


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rx78ghost wrote:
MIKE wrote:
Today my Anthropology teacher asked how to stop racism.. I said convert everyone to Jehovah's Whitnesses or kill them.

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sorry to bother, but that is not a race...


I don't care what the race is about, just satisfy the game Jehovah's already.. All they do all day is walk around door to door trying to convert people. >.>


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You aren't alone. ^_^

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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Al the Killer wrote:
KickedintheFace wrote:
(I'm Christian... in a way)
You aren't alone. ^_^


*quick voice* WHITE POWER


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Snoopy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
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(I'm Christian... in a way)
You aren't alone. ^_^


*quick voice* ARAB POWER
True dat! XD

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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Al the Killer wrote:
Snoopy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
KickedintheFace wrote:
(I'm Christian... in a way)
You aren't alone. ^_^


*quick voice* ARAB POWER
True dat! XD


el oh el oh el oh VEE EEE, i love you arabs........its the turks that i hate.


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Snoopy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
Snoopy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
KickedintheFace wrote:
(I'm Christian... in a way)
You aren't alone. ^_^


*quick voice* ARAB POWER
True dat! XD


el oh el oh el oh VEE EEE, i love you arabs........its the turks that i hate.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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I love arabs tooo! Well....cuz iam one but still. We have money and blow it on pricey hookers and caviar :)


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buggy wrote:
I love arabs tooo! Well....cuz iam one but still. We have money and blow it on pricey hookers and caviar :)
<3333333333!

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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That sounds like a game Stephen Colbert would play.

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