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I'm at work... AGAIN.

I'm bored; entertain me.

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Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:48 pm
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Weiner?

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Skippy wrote:
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You know... There's a town in Arkansas called Weiner.

XD

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:51 pm
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I just want you know that I hope you get fired just for the sake of wasting our time with endless pointless topics.


Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:53 pm
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Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Weiner?
You know... There's a town in Arkansas called Weiner.

XD


Sweet!

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I just want you know that I hope you get fired just for the sake of wasting our time with endless pointless topics.
I'm their best worker.

That ain't happening too soon.

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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Skippy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Weiner?
You know... There's a town in Arkansas called Weiner.

XD


Sweet!
We have weird town names in Arkansas. >_>

I remember when I first found out about the town of Weiner. I was like... "Arkansas has a penis? I thought Tennessee was the penis."

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:57 pm
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Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Weiner?
You know... There's a town in Arkansas called Weiner.

XD


Sweet!
We have weird town names in Arkansas. >_>

I remember when I first found out about the town of Weiner. I was like... "Arkansas has a penis? I thought Tennessee was the penis."


I bet, I think CA is just one big penis...thats a little crooked.

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Skippy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
Skippy wrote:
Weiner?
You know... There's a town in Arkansas called Weiner.

XD


Sweet!
We have weird town names in Arkansas. >_>

I remember when I first found out about the town of Weiner. I was like... "Arkansas has a penis? I thought Tennessee was the penis."


I bet, I think CA is just one big penis...thats a little crooked.
Florida's just soft.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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LMAO!!!!!!! texas is a fats mans penis and balls ROFL

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You should've seen me explain to my teacher.

"I'm telling you, there is a cook in America, and he's very very horny! See!? Louisiana's his boots, Arkansas are his thighs/legs, and Tennessee is his boner!"

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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Please, for the love of God, stop posting useless bullshit. Every day I come on here now, there's more useless crap on here than things I actually read. If you're bored, PM someone or something....

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http://n00bfest.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18512

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Al the Killer wrote:
You should've seen me explain to my teacher.

"I'm telling you, there is a cook in America, and he's very very horny! See!? Louisiana's his boots, Arkansas are his thighs/legs, and Tennessee is his boner!"


i waz alwase taught that it was a horny elf

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wow you got owned by some kid named "monkeytits" you must really suck, gg uninstall


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ROFFEL. IT IS A COOK. i just checked a map to make sure

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im with joe


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Joe Mamma wrote:
Please, for the love of God, stop posting useless bullshit. Every day I come on here now, there's more useless crap on here than things I actually read. If you're bored, PM someone or something....

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Fightin Amish? wrote:
ROFFEL. IT IS A COOK. i just checked a map to make sure


yea right you just zoned out on it and started dreaming

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Al the Killer wrote:
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I just want you know that I hope you get fired just for the sake of wasting our time with endless pointless topics.
I'm their best worker.

That ain't happening too soon.


lol to soon?

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what do you do for your job? sit around and visit forums?

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