Well here is the story, like 3 hours ago i was scrimming with my team a3 All American Assault against Team L33t, and in the middle of the scrim, rigth when we switched teams I heard something outside of my room, so I told my team, I got to go, someone is trying to get in my house and I left...

I took my bb gun and use it as my protection (with the backpart) so I silently open my door and I head out to my parents bedroom because I heard the noise there, There was this dude in my parents drawer, the jewelry one, and I silently aproach him from the back and punch him in the back of his head, he went in a second to the ground bleeding, he was Knocked out, so I called the police and they came for him, he was still Knocked out when they come


GG... I was bored waiting for the police so I insert the front of the bbgun in his ass LOL, he kind of move and wacked his head again...


Didn't wanted to kill him, I wanted him to stay in Jail for 10 to 30 years, and he will...

Glad I'm ok and that he did not heard me playing, I guess he waited for my parents to leave...

Well I'm back Playing

PS. We rematched team l33t and won ;)

Not bad. Should've pistol whipped him and stuck his thumb up his own ass.

Why the hell didn't you knife him in his back, thats always a kill instantly!! God, stupid newb.

Congrats on the capture. :wink:

GG... I was bored waiting for the police so I insert the front of the bbgun in his ass LOL, he kind of move and wacked his head again...

Wow what the F*CK do they teach you in Mexico?

I'm guessing this is a regular accurance in Mexico?

If I were you, I would have turned him on his back. Then pulled his pecker out (have gloves on) and insert a glass tube up his penis hole. Then with that having done, get a hammer and smash the tube having it shattering inside his penis. Then with him in prison and not have remembered a thing, he decides to pee. And lo n behold he goes throught the most excrutiating pain in his life. It will take him up to 2-3 years to piss all the glass out and won't be able to have butt secks with his fello inmates until all the glass is out.

or insert a curved glass tube and just wait till his next boner.

Ouch...

lmao nice!1

Jesus Semper Fi. The detail in that post kind of makes me wonder how much experience you have with having a glass tube shoved up your shaft.

Old Russian torture ftw.