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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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 Want to hear something hilarious? I got to work and opened up the store at 10 AM EST. I take the keys off my keychain to give back to the manager and then go into his desk and get the key to the mailbox. I lock the front door and put up a BRB sign and go out the back door. I close the door and go check the mail. I come back to the back door and lo and behold.... IT'S LOCKED. :x I ended up having to go to the store next door and using their phone to call corporate to get someone to come down and let me back in. So, here I am an hour later, finally working again. God, I feel so stupid.
Way to be, Kitten. Way to be.
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OldSchool
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 249
Location: Auburn ALABAMA
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LOL TARD!!!! i once locked myself out of my car and had to get in my car in like 10 min to be able to get to school and go on a trip to atlanta, i was lucky enough to be at a walmart at the time.
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rage
n00bfest Council
Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1267
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lol bro never let the keys out of your posetion
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AnalChowMein
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 3216
Location: Michigan
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Was it cold?
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zMassacre
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 652
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
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one time i forgot my keys and i got locked out of my house and i just slept outside for 2hrs and 30mins lol before sum 1 came :P
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CzechRebel
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1129
Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot my keys and i got locked out of my house and i just slept outside for 2hrs and 30mins lol before sum 1 came :P Yeah okay... _________________<u>  </u>
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1524
Location: Dog House
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Czech Rebel wrote: zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot my keys and i got locked out of my house and i just slept outside for 2hrs and 30mins lol before sum 1 came :P Yeah okay... LOL
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Uber
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 889
Location: Under your bed.
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zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot my keys and i got locked out of my house and i just slept outside for 2hrs and 30mins lol before sum 1 came :P Nigga stole his keys!
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supafly
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Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 306
Location: Frederick MD
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zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot the keys i stole and i got locked out of this guys house house and i just slept outside as usual fixed!
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CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1129
Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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supafly wrote: zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot the keys i stole and i got locked out of this guys house house and i just slept outside as usual fixed! Wow that failed.... _________________<u> </u>
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1524
Location: Dog House
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Czech Rebel wrote: supafly wrote: zMassacre wrote: one time i forgot the keys i stole and i got locked out of this guys house house and i just slept outside as usual fixed! Wow that failed.... what was he exactly fixing?
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Uber plz tell me thats not superman coming out of an enlarged anus.
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 1436
Location: Illinois
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Vision wrote: Uber plz tell me thats not superman coming out of an enlarged anus. Oh god...thats so nasty! I just puked inside my mouth..
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Uber
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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 889
Location: Under your bed.
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buggy wrote: Vision wrote: Uber plz tell me thats not superman coming out of an enlarged anus. Oh god...thats so nasty! I just puked inside my mouth.. I wish it was :wink:
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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GOATSE!
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Uber
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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 889
Location: Under your bed.
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LordCleavage wrote: GOATSE! GOATSE?
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LordCleavage
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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ill pm you
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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uber wrote: Wow I really did not need to see that you have ruined my virgin eyes lol. Sad _________________
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Uber
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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 889
Location: Under your bed.
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Now I have to rely on my ability to see the future cuz i had to rip my eyes out lest they break out in cancer.
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rx78ghost
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Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 1681
Location: Los Angeles
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all this was caused by your relitivly low intelligence score, which due to my 33 wisdom score, i get a +11 check to knowledge of others.
so i can interpret that your int is at a lowly 6 which gives you a -2 modifyer to all simple actions checks, which is why you *edit by Corpse* up there
Please don't spell cuss words differently so they get past the filters.
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