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 Since it's Friday the 13th.... 
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Post Since it's Friday the 13th....
...I had to copy some of the different phobias (fears) people have. I couldnt stop laughing at some of these! I saw these on MSN today....

Paraskevidekatriaphobia-- the fear of Friday the 13th
Papaphobia—fear of the pope.
Scorodophobia—fear of garlic.
Pteronophobia—fear of being tickled with feathers.
Ranidaphobia—fear of frogs.
Philematophobia—fear of kissing.
Aulophobia—fear of flutes.
Ostraconophobia—fear of shellfish.
Graphophobia—fear of handwriting.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia—fear of long words (seriously). (That's classic...the longest word in the English language is the fear of long words!)
Blennophobia—fear of slime.
Gerontophobia—fear of old people.
Peladophobia—fear of bald people.
Geropeladophobia—fear of old, bald people.
Phobophobia—fear of developing a fear.
Didaskaleinophobia-- the fear of going to school—though you’d have to go if you want to pronounce it.
Barophobia is the fear of gravity, which can be very inconvenient if you live on a planet.

Famously phobic
Those of us who do suffer from such maladies can usually be left to bite our nails in private. Celebrities, of whom we must know everything, are not as lucky. In some cases, the phobia seems squarely at odds with a famous person’s identity:

* Alfred Hitchcock psyched out the world with a knife-wielding, oedipal cross-dresser, but he was afraid of eggs.
* Author Anne Rice has created generations of blood-sucking vampires who feast in the night, but she’s afraid of the dark.
* Lyle Lovett is the living image of a songwriting Texas cowboy, but he’s afraid of cows. It’s not a stretch—he was trampled by a bull in 2002.
* Donald Trump is celebrated as a world-class deal maker, but he has a fear of shaking hands.

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this is thhe best one

Papaphobia—fear of the pope.

LOL


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Nice.

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Peladophobia—fear of bald people.


LOL BALDIE HAD PEOPLE AFRAID OF HIM!

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia;fear of long words (seriously). (That's classic...the longest word in the English language is the fear of long words!)



lol i remeber that i don't know from where but i found that so F*CKING hilarious


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good onw joe, those are funny

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today is my older brother's birthday..lol. and my birthday is gonna be on friday the 13th in july

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that is like awesome :)


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Agent Grape wrote:
today is my older brother's birthday..lol. and my birthday is gonna be on friday the 13th in july

Yep...I know how that is...today is the US Navy's 231st Birthday...13 October, 1775. Just so happens it's on Friday the 13th this year....

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lmao

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Xenophobia is the fear of strangers and/or foreigners. I fear teh towelhead~


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Joe Mamma wrote:
Agent Grape wrote:
today is my older brother's birthday..lol. and my birthday is gonna be on friday the 13th in july

Yep...I know how that is...today is the US Navy's 231st Birthday...13 October, 1775. Just so happens it's on Friday the 13th this year....




it still doesnt make it (or you) any less gay

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we did this in health class it was funny cause i didn't know u could b afraid of the pope


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Papaphobia...lol. I love that one.

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zMassacre wrote:
this is thhe best one

Papaphobia—fear of the pope.

LOL

I would have to agree with you on this one!!!! lol :D

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Barophobia is the fear of gravity, which can be very inconvenient if you live on a planet and Papaphobia—fear of the pope.were funny

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Medorthophobia
Kolpophobia
Eurotophobia
Ithyphallophobia
Medomalacuphobia

These are probably the worst.

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If I had ithyphallophobia, I'd probably kill myself.

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bloody wanker :)

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http://phrontistery.info/phobias.html

this place is the coolest place for words on the internet i found it a couple years ago. but here are a list of phobias you will all like


here is a link to a larger list of phobias http://www.phobialist.com/

you can find that by clicking on the phobia list picture in the first link

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