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Police: Nurse, 51, kills intruder with bare hands

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey 59, a convicted felon with a long police record.

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Shes on my team.

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what a way to die


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lol did u guys notice the weight difference? she prolly sat on him or something and then grabbed his neck.

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shit man 80 pound advantage or not that was still a decent sized man and his ass got owned by a F*CKING old person

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LordCleavage wrote:
shit man 80 pound advantage or not that was still a decent sized man and his ass got owned by a F*CKING old person


He was 59, she was 51.. From experience you do not mess with ER nurses. They have on qualms in making your stay miserable...and painful..

But anyways she probably gave him a good bodyslam, and that was that.

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5-foot-9 and 180 pounds - I read this and thought it was the woman's weight, an above average woman too...
5-foot-7 and 260 pounds then I realized how goddam huge she must have been. I would never mess with a fat chick like that (other than punching them in the face because they're fat)


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shit i didnt realize he was 59



i thought it was like some 20ish year old punk

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These old ladies are growing some nuts. I was just reading about some 51 yo wheelchair bound woman who busted a .357 cap in some mugger (got him in the elbow) in Harlem.

BTW she was on her way to a shooting range.

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^LMFAO!!! She was on her way to the range, wow thats funny. I can't see an old lady at a shooting range.. hehe, that made me giggle.

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Man! Now I have to change undies!!

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Check it out..

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Woman in wheelchair on way to gun practice shoots mugger
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NEW YORK (AP) -- Margaret Johnson might have looked like an easy target.

But when a mugger tried to grab a chain off her neck Friday, the 56-year-old Johnson, while riding in her wheelchair, pulled out her licensed .357 pistol and shot him, police said.

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"Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage."


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*UPDATE

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Oh man guys do you thinks she is single?

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