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 roomatesI just found out who my roomate was 2 days b4 college starts :? anyway i just got off the phone with him and hes pretty cool. I really hope hes not a douche in person though cuz your roomate is supposedly one of your lifetime friends, any u guys have bad experiences with urs?
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1920 Location: Illinois
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gonna get raped.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2251 Location: Orlando, Florida
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Agreed!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 256 Location: Behind You
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Turk wrote: gonna get raped. _________________ Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back. |
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Turk wrote: gonna get raped. _________________ 
Punctuation: The difference between I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. and I helped my uncle jack off a horse. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 627 Location: middle of hell
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i know my mom stayed friends with her cause around the holidays some of theese very werid people come over who arent relatives...oh well good luck i guess
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Turk wrote: gonna get raped. _________________  vAn the MaN
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Miramar, Florida
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vAn the MaN wrote: Turk wrote: gonna get raped. _________________   |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1585 Location: Bringing the hate
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 _________________ Pred threw a bunker party. Was in good spirits. Bunker party interrupted. Good spirits interrupted. Funtimes. |
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rofl, thats what im scared the most if hes gay... i wont be able to sleep at night.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 623 Location: North Carolina
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/boner
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Once I had 2 random room mates. One was a douchebag. His little profile thing on the paper they gave us before he moved in made him sound like Fez from that 70's show, but he wound up being a C*CK political HOMOSEXUAL (even though he said he was straight, just scared to be with girls) ass motherfuckin wetback. I did meet a hot german chick through him but since she had a BF in Germany I didn't go for it. The other dude was cool. He had two kids that came over sometime. They were fun and liked skittles. He'd buy the beer I'd roll a blunt...best way to enjoy kill bill. So you got a 50% chance you'll have to take it in the ass. Get Some!!
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Community Owner  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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Sharing the room in college is the time when 93% of men and women have their first gay experience. Even people that are NOT gay try it once or twice (or 8 times) with their college roommate.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 291 Location: Houston
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Re: roomates Wiggles wrote: lifetime friends? lol friends? my room mate got me kicked out of texas tech. he was a douche! _________________ 
I am 77% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? -maybe its just a minor thing maybe im just a minor king |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2378 Location: Miami
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Shotokan wrote: vAn the MaN wrote: Turk wrote: gonna get raped. _________________ miKe[FL]  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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I moved my shit to my dorm 2 days ago, haven't seen my roomate yet, but had a frightening experience.
On my way back to the car, some fat honky drives up next to me in his truck and calls out to me. He asked where I was moving in to and what floor. Off guard, thinking I may have left something behind or maybe he was my roomate, I told him the place and floor and he says something I couldn't hear b/c of some other noise, but I did hear what he last said to me. "You and me, WE'RE gonna be friends." and he drives off. First thing that comes to mind is this: 
RAPE!!! |
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR
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ya i got a story, my roomate walked in 2 nights ago drunk as hell, knocked himself out on his bed loft, and pissed all over our floor.
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Just make sure you dont get him pregnant or vice versa :)
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