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 Step 1: buy Lambo, Step 2: crash & burn... (GORE WARNING 
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Post Step 1: buy Lambo, Step 2: crash & burn... (GORE WARNING
Step 3: Profit.


If this was a credit card commercial, it'd end with, "Seeing the look on your relatives' faces as they squint through tears to identify your charred remains... PRICELESS"

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http://www.tuning-forum.org/viewtopi...=37656&start=0

Synopsis: it happened on Saturday 12th of August in Czech Republic. The driver was going around 250km/h, there was a few bumps on the road. Probably after the first one his tank touched the asphalt and teared, the next then kicked the car into the forest. Both, the driver and a young girl (Czech model Renata Vaculcikova http://www.novamodels.cz/show1_rv.ph...=cz&typ=modelk y&adr1=modelky) died.

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404, yo. I was getting all prepped to see some nasty shit and it didn't load. Probably best since i'm about to hit the sack.


Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:54 am
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Looks like the link did not copy... Try this..

http://www.tuning-forum.org/viewtopic.p ... 56&start=0

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DAAAMN. She got FRIED! lookin like an overcooked Marshmellow.


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Definitely not the way you want to go out..

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well, at least she didn't hit anyone.

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Pred wrote:
Definitely not the way you want to go out..


Agreed!

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It would be badass to drive the car, but not to drive it into a tree and crispy fry myself. You could've sliced her up and sold her at KFC. Too bad though. I bet she was hot, if anyone finds a pic...please share.


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Damn not only did she wreck her car but she also got fried. :( That would be most one of the worst ways to die.

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holy shit the car was flipped upside down ......you know what they say asian woman can't drive.....


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holy shit the car was flipped upside down ......you know what they say mexican woman can't drive.....


fixed. they are the most horrible kind out there in the expressway believe me.

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1. She wasn't driving. Note the car was on it's roof, she was on the passenger side. (and yes she was very hot..before the crash).

2. High performance car, low performance driver.

3. Bumps/dips/debris+high performace at high speed=nasty accident.

A aquaintance I know did almost the exact thing with his Viper during the Gumball 3000 in Morroco a couple of years back. He and his navigator survived though.

http://www.myspace.com/torquenstein

http://www.torquenstein.net/Torquenstei ... _Crash.htm

What can I say I know lots of weird folk..

"When the going gets weird, the Weird turn Pro." HST

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Yeah, that is nasty. I have an uncle who investigates crashes. Measures skid marks, angles of movement, rate of acceleration, impact and such. This is what he hates about his job. Since he gets called out right after the accident happens he sees stuff like this far too often. Once saw a kid my age decapitated. I would not want to do that.


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Trust me I know. I used to work as an inner-city FF/EMT. I've seen my fairshare.

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Turk wrote:
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holy shit the car was flipped upside down ......you know what they say mexican woman can't drive.....


fixed. they are the most horrible kind out there in the expressway believe me.


that's only when there eating tacos and burritos and singing jennifer lopez songs


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Correction, the driver of the car was a race driver. Apparently there is a problem with those Lambo's from what I've been reading so far. Lambo even lost their top test driver in one. There have been a number of accidents where the car would make a 90 degree right turn at speed, do a couple of flips, then burn.

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