New Math for you to use to get ahead!

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
!
A-T -T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!!!!

You are totally right, my dear elder-sr-admin friend :P

(just gave 118% now...)

It seems Mantis started his career up hill already

lmao i would so show this to my math teacher since she's always talking about how hardwork will get you places and that you dont wanna grow up being a vellet parker, i have to have her again since she's moving up a grade to teach too lmao and im going to be in her algabra honors class. lmao i should show her ask to go shar sumting on the board and show this LMAO!

C*CK Smoking
3 + 15 + 3 + 11 + 19 + 13 + 15 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 = %120

you would know about that

ASS HOLE
1 + 19 + 19 + 8 + 15 + 12 + 5 = %79

lmao

DON'T DO SHIT = 128
4+15+14+20+4+15+19+8+9+20=128