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LordCleavage
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Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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 CORPSE OWNED IN REAL LIFE WITH LEMONPARTY AND TUBGIRL ok so me and corpse were talking a while back....and i got his adress to send him a donation like a good little n00b. then i got to thinking why not own the F*CK out of him at the same time.
so i did what any person would do, i promtly printed out 1) picuture of lemonparty, and 1) picture of tubgirl. and then cray gave him a handwritten note/picture
also included in the letter was
1) ultra thin condom from ozzfest (still in wrapper)
1) miller beer top
1) lifesaver
1) opened and smooshed recesses smores bar
and a few other things i cant rember
apperantly when the letter went though a roller the condom, beer cap, and lifesaver got thrown out :(
anyway heres the convo
n00bfest: I got mail today!
Auto Response from LordCleavage: I am online, but may be away from my computer right now.
n00bfest: it was ripped open though
LordCleavage: ?
n00bfest: yes
n00bfest: one end was open
LordCleavage: was the money in it?
n00bfest: there was $10 and a reeses wrapper in it
n00bfest: and the letters
LordCleavage: owned
n00bfest: but no lifesavers or condom
LordCleavage:
LordCleavage: AFRICAN AMERICANS took my free condom
LordCleavage: but not th emoney
LordCleavage: silly nigs
n00bfest: I bet the lifesavers popped out of the end when it went through the roller
LordCleavage: like the lemonparty?
n00bfest: sneaky shitter
LordCleavage: owned hardcore?
n00bfest: it felt so dirty to hold it in my hands in person
n00bfest: it was so much more real than online
LordCleavage: and then your ass went to page 2
LordCleavage: where you were owned yet again!
n00bfest: yeah
n00bfest: with ass splash technologies
LordCleavage: was your wife near when you got it?
n00bfest: yeah, but I couldn't get her to look
LordCleavage: lmfao
LordCleavage: oh and you can thank tucker and apok btw
LordCleavage: they knew about it too
n00bfest: C*CK
LordCleavage: feeling dirty now?
n00bfest: very
LordCleavage: i mean imagine if your wife had oppened it
n00bfest: I'm ashamed of myself
LordCleavage: she would think yoru F*CKING gay
n00bfest: what have I created?
LordCleavage: and there was no return adress
LordCleavage: so you cant counter own me!
LordCleavage: well in real life anyway
LordCleavage: F*CKING dirty old man
LordCleavage: the clan is so finding out what you get in the mail
n00bfest: you're the one that got owned though
LordCleavage: o rly?
LordCleavage: and how am i owned?
n00bfest: you paid $10 to look at it, and I got PAID $10 to look at it
n00bfest: ??
n00bfest: I believe that's chackmate, mate
LordCleavage: acctually i paid 10 dollars to the n00bfest cause, besides looking at that shit turns me on
n00bfest: LOL!
n00bfest: prawnt
LordCleavage: you would have gotten the money either way, i just thought id own you while im at it
LordCleavage: well cray and i paid 10 bucks (lazy bum only threw 3 in)
n00bfest: that bitch
n00bfest: tell him he gets no promotion, because all I got was a rofl instead of a lmaroflmayo
LordCleavage: will do
gg old man you got owned
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Tucker
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Best idea EVAR.
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LordCleavage
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Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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omg dude in vent i was talking to swirlls and he didnt know what lemonparty and tubgirl was....so i educated him.....all i can say is he was cussing his internet thing for not exiting fast enough
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LV-Gamer
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this thread made my day.
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LordCleavage
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lol your welcome lv
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Gr33n(V)an
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To be honest....that is a wonderful idea....but now anyone who has corpses addy is going to copy this....hell....I might myself
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LordCleavage
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just rember to fold it in thirds and slip the money in th emiddle....so he has to open the letters up and the first thing he says is penises
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WeEdMaN
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lol gg
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
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hahaha genius! i ought to try that =]
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Baldreaper
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I'm going to mail myself.
*NAKED*
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JoeMamma
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You're a hero in my books now, Cleavage....
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pred
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Great thread!
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Spork
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OMG! This is probably the best thread I have read in weeks. That is so F*CKING funny! Nice work.
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PinkMonk3y
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Baldreaper wrote: I'm going to mail myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*NAKED* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! _________________Gr33ny's Grrl PunkN00bfest: Disney APPROVED!! Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe" -- V for Vendetta  I has a Google and I knows how to use it.
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SgtSlaughter
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haha thats some good shit, i think i'll do that next time i have to mail my rent check in
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LordCleavage
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time to take the fight to the junkmailers eh?
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ShallowGrave
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Baldreaper wrote: I'm going to mail myself.
*NAKED* They might steal that pic though. I would be very careful. _________________
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ApoKolypse
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Yeah Baldy would get photoshop ownt.
Sorry Corpse, I wanted to but I promised I couldn't. LC was too proud.
Also, sorry I lied, I didn't want to tell you.
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