Things to ponder......

#10. Life is sexually transmitted.

#9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6. Some people are like a Slinky....not really good at Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

#5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a Hospital dying of nothing.

#4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

#2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND NOW THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is located among millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

lol at #8

Squirlly... #8 now.

haha. Those are pretty good.

Department of Agriculture FTW :!:

okay # 8 i think is true usually all the time for men....even my bf's dad has asked me to make him a sandwich....but he said"hey, bitch make me a sandwich"....it should say they are rude about it too

no you got it all wrong, there. he would say, "hey bitch, make me a sammich!!" notice the comma placing and the dialogue, they will make or break any screenwritings

*hands up in surender* sorry, my grammer and spelling suck...yet i am in high englishes classes...*scraches head* makes no sense what so ever...

So, the people in your English classes are on drugs? Or you have a high mark IN English (Due to the teacher being on drugs).

nice, *high five* people not knowing the english language ftw

#3 POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

bounce your one of a kind. I think you may have more than one extra chromosome.

why slightly confused...that is rediculous well in reality it is in theory its not...maybe like the doom movie maybe it makes peoples think i am smart when i am just flat out incompetent at times

What the hell is wrong with you seriously?! I read your sentence and felt that I lost 12 IQ points. In the first place, having an extra chromosome is not a good thing. Down syndrome is caused by the presence of an extra chromosome 21. Down syndrome is also called trisomy 21. Jeez, your 16 but your completely retarded.

Ouch Chris, ouch.

i laughed at the slinky part... ;) i love watching ppl fall down stairs and dying on tv... shes like 'ooo a nickel!!!' and falls then the husband is cased for murder... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

You like watching people die on TV? What's wrong with you?

i dont WATCH them die >_> i hear about them dyin ^_^ messed up my writin!! youll find i have alot of errors :)

*sarcasim* thank you for your lovely little coment.

...i am not retarded even if i come off that way...none of the stuff i type never comes off right