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ocelot_truth
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 My review of X-Men 3, The Last Stand.
First off i had to say, they did not follow the comics in any aspect. Although when they made the first one, they said that they weren't going to. I guess this movie could have been considered a what if? I was highly dissapointed, although the story line was alright, i being a hardcore comic reader, could not bring myself to enjoying it.
First off...Juggernaught IS NOT A MUTANT. And he would never take his helment off. Juggernaughts helment is magic, which gives him his powers. THis was a dumb dumb move by Marvel. Although i laughed my ass off, and passed out when he said "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm THE JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!"
The special effects were awesome, i loved every bit of them. And the comedy was high quality, withought over doing it. Another thing, was the language, i thought they used to many curse words. I guess this goes again with comics, but curse words are hardly ever spoken, in X-Men.
Oh, and when they did the fast ball special to wolverine, it was classic, and i had to give them credit for it.
All and all it was an OK movie. Nothing to spectacular really, It left a lot of loose ends. Such as the cure only lasted so long, it never really showed jean die, or xavier, or scott for that fact. So we will have to wait and see what happens in X-4 i suppose. Untill then...GHOST RIDER is coming out. Woooot.
I give this move 8 out of 10 stars. kkkekekeke
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| Sat May 27, 2006 9:06 am |
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qwned
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Actually a stone gives him power, and a demon channels the energy to him through it. His helmet is no more than an anti-telepathy device.
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| Sat May 27, 2006 9:40 am |
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ocelot_truth
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blah blah yeah yeah i forgot lol. Anyway his powers are magic. And he would have never taken his helment off like he did in the movie.
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| Sat May 27, 2006 1:46 pm |
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SailorCoon
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umm wolverine stabs jean.... and xavier get burninated by jean.. so yeah...
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| Sat May 27, 2006 1:49 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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It's the Ruby of Cyttorak in Juggernaut's helmet. He's Prof X's bro.
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| Sat May 27, 2006 1:53 pm |
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SailorCoon
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yeah they didnt mention that part that he was x's bro but oh well HES THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!
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I laughed when he goes "nice helmut" "Thanks, it keeps my face pretty"
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ApoKolypse
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Multiple Man was funny.
He goes from like 80 people into one "Okay, I give up. You got me"
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| Sat May 27, 2006 2:54 pm |
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ocelot_truth
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Yes but it doesn't exactly show them dieng..
I don't believe they are all dead. I mean she gets stabbed...The phoenix can survive the water crushing down on her, but she can't survive two little claws? i don't think so. ANd plus, her name is the PHOENIX. DO you know how many times she has died in the comics? :P And Prof x, well, he is just powerful, so i think we can expect a return there also.
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JoeMamma
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wow. guess i dont have to go see the F*CKING movie now. "reviews" shouldnt tell everyone what the hell happens. Thanks fatass....
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SemperFi
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Never was a X-Men fan. Always Spider-Man all the way!!! Spider-Man could kick all the mutants ass!!! HOOOORAH!!!! Oh and by the way Spider-Man 3's coming out soon I believe. :D
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Ryan
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Quote: The phoenix can survive the water crushing down
It wasn't Phoenix, it was Jean Grey as a whole.
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Gman
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Shut the F*CK up, Charles.
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qwned
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Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
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LordCleavage
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ima zap your ass with my pimpcane
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ApoKolypse
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Ocelot_Truth wrote: Yes but it doesn't exactly show them dieng..
I don't believe they are all dead. I mean she gets stabbed...The phoenix can survive the water crushing down on her, but she can't survive two little claws? i don't think so. ANd plus, her name is the PHOENIX. DO you know how many times she has died in the comics? :P And Prof x, well, he is just powerful, so i think we can expect a return there also.
Wolverine = Three claws per hand. He slayed her like a hoodrat.
Also, if you payed attention to the god damn movie, you'd know that Xavier isn't dead.
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G_I_Joe
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if u havent gone yet, go see it, then at the end wait till all the credits are over...there is a bonus scene at the end..
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ocelot_truth
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Im sorry but, it was phoenix.
And she isn't dead. claws aren't going to kill the phoenix. the end kkthxggbyes.
The only peoples that can kill the Phoenix is the SHiar kkkzs.-
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SailorCoon
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Ocelot_Truth wrote: Im sorry but, it was phoenix.
And she isn't dead. claws aren't going to kill the phoenix. the end kkthxggbyes.
The only peoples that can kill the Phoenix is the SHiar kkkzs.-
thats if the movie was actually following the comic book gg thnx bai.
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G_I_Joe
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but yeah, the professor isnt dead
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