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 Important Message! Pump your butthole! 
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Brand0137: you lay down on a table
CodytehPyRo: oh dude
Brand0137: with a pipe that goes up your ass
Brand0137: not pipe
CodytehPyRo: that's pretty awesome.
Brand0137: small tube
Brand0137: and they pump water into you
Brand0137: then they come massage your stomach
Brand0137: and you shit more
CodytehPyRo: lmao
Brand0137: i'm not joking
CodytehPyRo: my friend had to get one of those actually
Brand0137: i had to
CodytehPyRo: well
Brand0137: i couldn't shit
CodytehPyRo: not really my friend, somebody i know.
Brand0137: and now i go cause it feels good
CodytehPyRo: lol
Brand0137: now you know two people
CodytehPyRo: yeah
Brand0137: it is good shit
Brand0137: imagine the best shit of your life
Brand0137: for like
Brand0137: 45 minutes
Brand0137: ajsdf;slkf
Brand0137: sweeet
CodytehPyRo: lmao
Brand0137: you think i'm shittin
Brand0137: go get it done
CodytehPyRo: haahaha
Brand0137: you would love it
CodytehPyRo: intended pun?
Brand0137: fo shizzle
Brand0137: you need to get colonix though
Brand0137: it makes you feel so good
Brand0137: have you ever seen what kind of shit is built up in your intestines?
CodytehPyRo: no
Brand0137: haha
Brand0137: want to?
CodytehPyRo: no.
Brand0137: too bad
Brand0137: i'm tellin you
Brand0137: sick
Brand0137: http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html
Brand0137: shit get stuck to the side of your intestines
Brand0137: and it stays there until it is forced out
CodytehPyRo: that's F*CKING disgusting
CodytehPyRo: lol
Brand0137: yea
Brand0137: imagine
Brand0137: that is inside of you
Brand0137: personally i'd rather get it out
CodytehPyRo: sooooo
CodytehPyRo: butthole pump for the win, basically?
Brand0137: yes
CodytehPyRo: gotcha.
Brand0137: get it done
Brand0137: now
CodytehPyRo: i should probably tell everyone i know.
Brand0137: you should
Brand0137: imagine all the toxins in your shit
Brand0137: in your body
Brand0137: CLEAN THEM OUT
Brand0137: you must


Tue May 23, 2006 6:17 pm
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. . . w o w . . . :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Tue May 23, 2006 6:32 pm
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Uh...I.....Bu............*shudder*

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Tue May 23, 2006 6:48 pm
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That is right. Go get it done, feels awsome.

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Tue May 23, 2006 6:52 pm
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So who was getting the anema?


Tue May 23, 2006 8:09 pm
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lol!!!! Put up a tube up you'r ass and pump water??? *giggle*!

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Tue May 23, 2006 8:11 pm
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ewwwww nasty ass piece of shit :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Tue May 23, 2006 8:35 pm
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Those pictures are worth a thousand, oh shit I just threw up in my mouth again. MMMM....... I want one!


Tue May 23, 2006 9:02 pm
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I just spent the last hour reading the site in Brand's link. Very interesting stuff. Lots of talk about parasites.


Wed May 24, 2006 12:30 am
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I wonder if that thing could finally get this hamster out of there. It's been up 13 years now, I think he's getting lonely :cry:

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BRAND ENJOYS THINGS SHOVED IN HIS ANUSH!

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Wed May 24, 2006 7:45 am
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Butt plug for Brands win. LOL

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DemonKnight wrote:
I wonder if that thing could finally get this hamster out of there. It's been up 13 years now, I think he's getting lonely :cry:


Lemmiwinks No!!!!!!

All this time.....DemonKnights homosexuality makes sense now, HE'S MR. SLAVE!

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G_I_Joe wrote:
. . . w o w . . . :shock: :shock: :shock:

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u could wip ur slave with that shit.


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