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virus
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Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1918
Location: Miami, FL
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 Story for the Kiddies. A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said
yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet paper, so he used
his hand. In his haste to get back to class he forgot to wash, so he made a
closed fist to hide it.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your
hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, what
do you have in your hand?"
So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have in your
hand?" So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my
hand, he will get scared away."
Then his Mom got really mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!" And the
little boy said, "Oh great Mom-now look what you did. You scared the SHIT
out of him"
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| Tue May 02, 2006 6:48 am |
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PinkMonk3y
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Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1036
Location: Dizney Madness
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Lmao!
_________________Gr33ny's Grrl PunkN00bfest: Disney APPROVED!! Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe" -- V for Vendetta  I has a Google and I knows how to use it.
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Kr0N1K
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Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 457
Location: Miami
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El oohhh elll
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CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 1129
Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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Haha good one :lol:
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| Tue May 02, 2006 2:04 pm |
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BEN
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Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 666
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another good one is
a teacher came to school one morning and found the word penis written on the board she erased it and the day carried out normally.
the next day it was again on the board but just a little bigger and this kept happening until one day it covered the hole board. after this on the next day when she came in was written*see the more u rub the bigger it gets*
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| Tue May 02, 2006 2:23 pm |
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DeagleR
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Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2119
Location: Canda ONT
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hahaha.
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shibby
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Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1197
Location: Howell, Michigan
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i chuckled a little
_________________HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
<img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0">
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shibby
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Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 1197
Location: Howell, Michigan
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DONT DRUNK I'M SHOOT wrote: another good one is
a teacher came to school one morning and found the word penis written on the board she erased it and the day carried out normally.
the next day it was again on the board but just a little bigger and this kept happening until one day it covered the hole board. after this on the next day when she came in was written*see the more u rub the bigger it gets* lol _________________HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
<img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0">
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| Wed May 03, 2006 11:01 am |
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ShallowGrave
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Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 748
Location: SD, California
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Nice
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Phoenix
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Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 562
Location: Canada
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haha
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