Here are some of the issues they have brought to the surface between President Bush and Mr. Kerry.

1) Partial Birth Abortion Ban. Bush supports the ban, Kerry opposes the ban

2) Federal Marriage Protection Amendment. Bush supports, Kerry opposes.

3) Public Financing of Abortions. Bush opposes, Kerry supports.

4) Federal Firearms Registration and Licensing of Gun Owners. Bush opposes, Kerry has no response.

5) Allowing a portion of your Social Security to be invested in a private account. Bush Supports, Kerry Opposes.


Now for the Senate.

1) Marriage Protection Amendment. Martinez supports, Castor opposes.

2) Public Financing of Abortions. Martinez opposes, Castor supports.

3) Federally Run Healthcare. Martinez opposes, Castor supports.

4) Educational Choice for Parents. Martinez supports, Castor had no response.


Just a few things to consider when you step in the booth. And please be sure to step in the booth.

Ah, and they only take democratic votes wednesday. Sorry democrats! You have to wait another day!

Heres something else.

Loves AFRICAN AMERICANS. Bush does, Kerry does.

Hates Jews. Bush doesn't, Kerry doesn't.

Loves Crackers. Bush doesn't, Kerry doesn't.

Is a crook. Bush is, Kerry is.

Fucks a dirty slut. Bush does, Kerry does.

Dirty slut has given birth to more dirty sluts. Bush's slut did, Both Kerry's sluts did.

Tried Cocaine. Rick James did. Kerry didn't. Bush did.

What does all this mean?

That the country we have comprehended throughout our history classes of all ages has developed into more of a classical circus. Meaning we end up sitting down under tent, the tent being our country, watching political bullshit fall out of propaganda speaking elephant asses. The elephants representing the people running for presidency, and the bullshit representing what is also known as words coming out of their mouth, and the mouth represented by the elephant ass. In all this bullshit we have determined different degrees of manure. Each has its smell and its particular use and flavor. Republicans, Democrats, Independent. Who gives a F*CK. It is sad to say that ones personal views on different aspects and morals will automatically be thrown into 2 categorys basically 98% of the time. On a personal note, being thrown into a catergory is terrible, yes, but only having 2 categorys to choose from is particularly homosexual in my opinion. F*CK the whole election in the goat ass, F*CK all the participants running for Presidency. There is no good choice to choose from when all candidates are C*CK sucking AFRICAN AMERICANS. The day when it is possible for a common 40 hr a week working man/woman to even have a chance in running for presidency is the day I run and actually enjoy this whole election shit. Thats my opinion, so shove it up your ass because your opinion smells just as bad.

you are a wierd mother F*CKER...

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've
voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense
bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire
hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering
my neighbors in the event of fire.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor
injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending
doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months).

I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets,
claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers.
I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals,
ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New
Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress
and have been there ever since. I have no real world
experience except marrying very rich women and
running their companies vicariously through them.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal
voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary
Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military
and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting
our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for
the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that
I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation.
I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George
Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no
charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay
any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of
the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can
make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all
of the other jobs out of Country.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off
Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever
cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to
ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
"Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley
twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects
our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George
Bush for our energy problems.
I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004 because, I served in Vietnam (four months).

lol, we can see who you are voting for. GG K THX NEWB

1) Partial Birth Abortion Ban. Bush supports the ban, Kerry opposes the ban

I support the ban, it's a horrible practice. However, I don't believe in making ALL abortions illegal. Some people think if you limit abortion rights at all, it's the first step to a complete ban. The support that theory so vigorously they would prefer to brutally murder half-born children than admit they're wrong.

2) Federal Marriage Protection Amendment. Bush supports, Kerry opposes.

I support the amendment. "Marriage" is a religeous ceremony between a man and a woman, intended to join them before God and allow them to have children that aren't bastards. Gay "Unions" or "Domestic Partners" need to be respected and are entitled to certain similar rights. The company I work for offers the same medical benefits package to "Domestic Partners" as it does to a "Spouse". I think that's great. It's just not "marriage" because it's not normal behavior, and never will be.

3) Public Financing of Abortions. Bush opposes, Kerry supports.

I support this, as long as it's not partial birth abortions. Do you want unwed mothers in poverty having more children they can't support just because they can't affort their own abortions? Come on now. Don't be so greedy. Help a niggah out.

4) Federal Firearms Registration and Licensing of Gun Owners. Bush opposes, Kerry has no response.

I support this. I have no problem letting the feds know exactly what I have and how much of it I have, as long as they don't threaten my right to keep it. If they wanna know who has what, that's great.

5) Allowing a portion of your Social Security to be invested in a private account. Bush Supports, Kerry Opposes.

I support this. But it has to be untouchable. If people can get it out and use it, they will. Then they hit the streets broke at 70 years old and we have to support them anyway. It has to be an untouchable fund that can't be withdrawn or used.

Now for the Senate.

3) Federally Run Healthcare. Martinez opposes, Castor supports.

Man, I hate this idea. I've done a lot of work in state and federal hospitals. They're horrible. We need to make it a competition between facilities for who gets our business. Then there's something in it for them to try and lure us with better service and clean conditions.

4) Educational Choice for Parents. Martinez supports, Castor had no response.

I really have a hard time with this one. Offering money to parents to send their kids to private school will have some seriously bad side-effects. All public schools will be left with are the cast-off teachers and students, and we'll take a bad situation and make it much worse. Also,... if someone doesn't have kids, yet they pay taxes, why wouldn't they sue the government to get the same amount of money as a person with children? I think they would be entitiled to the same $4,000 a year as a person with a child. Now,... if they have 4 kids, do they get $16,000? Who pays for all of this? There's no incentive for public schools to be improved at that point. At that point, we are ready to abandon ship and shut them down. But we won't. We'll leave them open and watch them become ghettos for unwanted children and teachers. I believe the risk outweighs the benefit for now.

Now for the quiz:

What am I? Republican or Democrat?

Why are these parties so divided that I can't be a republican that supports abortion rights or doesnt support school vouchers? Or I can't be a democrat that supports tax cuts and gun rights and marriage amendments?

Who decided that these are the things that each party stands for? It's not fair. I don't want to choose someone because HALF of the things they stand for agree with my positions.

Bush is the only reasonable choice in this election. Usama Bin Laden has now gone public with his support of John Kerry. He says if you vote against Bush, your state will be considered a friend, and you will be at peace with him. States that vote for Bush will be considered enemies. F*CK him! He *IS* an enemy. F*CK that F*CKING F*CKER and his F*CKING threats. He's not telling me how to vote. If Kerry wins now, Usama will claim credit for it and he will become nothing less than a GOD in the middle east.

We need to stay over there kicking their F*CKING asses until they're all dead or they submit to giving us all their oil for free.

And the women... we want their nicely tanned, hairy women. The pale, hairless ones can stay behind.

Oh yeah! and the AK-47s. Those are cool. We need all those for all of us country folk down in the south trying to stuff our freezers with deer meat.

My two biggest reasons for voting Bush

1.) Partial birth abortions
(wow until you have held your child in your hands right after they are born you could never comprehend the gut wrenching feeling this idea invokes.)

2.) Kerrys actions after returning from his 4 months in Vietnam.
I served in the U.S. Army during the first Gulf War. I promise you if someone would have spit on me or called me a baby killer they would have been on the receiving end of my evil spray and pray.

Kano you are definately entitled to your opinion. I have chosen Bush over Kerry not because I believe everything he says or that I am some helpless sheep that cant make up his own mind, but as far as our country is concerned Bush is the lesser of two evils.

I will always vote against whom ever the bad guys want us to vote for...

So if this makes me a newb then I pray to god that there are enough newbs voting today that we will never know what would have happened 9-11-01 if Al Gore had been our president.

GG KTHNKZ NOOB

lol Kerry is such a douche bag when it comes to his time in Nam. The two biggest people I hate right now....

John Kerry
Christopher Reeves (yea hes dead, but he is still a rotting carcass of a douche bag)


Kerry - Nuff said about him

Reeves - F*CK THAT HOMOSEXUAL! He never gave two shits about cripples before he was introduced first-hand to their life. My grandfather lost the use of his legs when he was 13 due to polio. You didn't see Christopher Reeves sympathizing with him then. I'm sure alot of you have family members who are/were crippled. Since when did they get so much F*CKING attention and praise? Of course not...now if they were a movie star and just all of a sudden became one...then whoopity-do they are some sort of F*CKING Hero. F*CKING Christopher Reeves. corpsehump is F*CKING ass. Grrrr. Breeaaattthhhheeee!

Quoted from CorpseHumper:

3) Public Financing of Abortions. Bush opposes, Kerry supports.

I support this, as long as it's not partial birth abortions. Do you want unwed mothers in poverty having more children they can't support just because they can't affort their own abortions? Come on now. Don't be so greedy. Help a niggah out.


In a sense I agree Corpse, but in a sense I do not. If they are using protection when doing "grown up things"; birth control, condoms, etc., then i would agree with that. but on the other hand, if they are just out F*CKING like rabbits, then, no, i don't agree. they should have to suffer the consequences for doing things like that-without any protection. it's not the child's fault they were conceived. i don't believe that any person, besides God, has the right to create and take life. Girls can go to a health center and get free birth control. I hate when i hear girls say, I can't afford it. Well, that's a damn lie. And Corpse, btw, they may not be able to support their kids, but WE DO! By working our asses off and them sitting at home having more kids- they're supported, but not by their parents, by us.
So, they think, the more I have, the more money I can get. It's F*CKING stupid.

Anyhow, on my way to vote! BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH!!!!!

Im pro Hanger!

Vote me! Ill make a new amendments!

1. If you're black, you cant breed.
2. Nap time must be enabled at work.
3. Public Lynching back in style!

kano has my vote.

LOL!
I LOVE YOU H!GH!

MORE AMMENDMENTS!

1. If your 95% or more Mexican you must do agricultural work.(sense they already do)
2. If you're a Jew you must give half of what you earn away to random people in the street.
3. IF 90% or more of the US/state doesn't like person(s)high up in government(and state government) they will be executed via rope at high noon.
4. If you're Asian you must name your child with an Asian name. I dont want any Asian Bobs in my country.
5. Massive taxes on all imported goods to bring back the good ole tag "MADE IN USA".
6. Any cuban that makes an effort to come to the USA via bathtub, floating car, swimming, or any other crazy and funny ways is allowed entry.
7. All Canadians and French people must wear a Dog Collar big enough to read "EH?" on their neck. (Unless you're a hot Canadian biiiiitch)
8. Walmart's fast growing monopoly will be utterly destroyed and mom and pop stores will be brought back.
9. Columbia will be nuked.
10. All Iraqi children (18 under) will be taken into a massive Military base and taught exactly what America is and what we are doing. No brainwashing, No beating/torture. Unless they have c4 on their chest and scream La La La.
11. Government finacing for all Local ISPs to help provide broadband to all(cheap too!).
12. America will now openly sell heavy drugs to other countries to F*CK them up.
13. Introduce American Vodka and other American Liquors.
14. If you're name is Pierre and you're French, you will be executed ASAP.
15. Inter-racial marriages will be allowed and accepted, but to these terms: The child must have a 15 syllable name. The parents must raise the child with morals and respect, and that corpse humping is awesome and so is Kano.
16. Cussing will be allowed, but no GD.
17. If you're happy and you know it, you will clap your hands.
18. Canadian and Mexican border will be closed year round except on the first of every month for exactly 1 minute.
19. Veterans of every war will be acknowledged as badass and cool as shit and respected.
20. Homosexuality will be banned. All queers(men) will be allowed 2 options: 1. Stay and die. 2. Goto France.
21. Drinking age removed
22. Cigarettes banned, for it is disgusting.
23. Introduction of a new agency, Agency Against the Mistreatment of Animals. They will be armed, do full investigations of the accused, if found guilty of purposely mistreating animals the accused will be publicly hummiliated or shot. Probably shot.
24. Gas will be replaced with whatever is next.




VOTE FOR ME!

Kano gets my vote too. And Live gets my vote for vice pres for his "I'm pro hangars" remark. He's so sensitive.

Kano gets my vote too. Some of Kano's finest points:

No Asian Bobs.

If you're happy and you know it, you WILL clap your hands.

No GD.

Creative Cubans deserve to be let in.

French People suck, no matter what.

Heart Animals or Die!

Wal-Mart is the anti-Christ.