President Bush has been arrested just over an hour ago. The International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, put out a warrant for his arrest yesterday.

A Black Ops team, sanctioned by the UN, has entered the White House and arrested both President Bush and his wife Laura, who are currently being being deported to an undisclosed location.

“The team that came in and arrested the President overpowered the agents within minutes. It was quite embarrassing,” an anonymous source within the Secret Service said.

Apparently, no shots were fired, and the operation only took about ten minutes.

“This is an outrage!” Vice President Cheney said, just before he was wheeled away on a gurney, after a mild heart attack. Mr. Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, is presumed to take over the Presidency while both the President and Vice President are incapacitated.

Witnesses saw a man and a woman being forced to enter a black helicopter on the front lawn of the White House, however, no official source has yet stated that these were in fact President Bush and the First Lady.

UN officials have stated that “this is the first step to address the illegal war and occupation of Iraq” but were reluctant to offer further details.

It is not clear when the trial against Bush, formally charged with starting an illegal war, will start, but preparations have been secretly underway for months.

That's a lie.

That's a pretty sad attempt at an April's Fools!

:(

at least i tryed

if both the president/vice president are gone, even in that case, the secretary of state takes over.

hahahah that ALMOST had me...not

If that hadn't given it away, besides the fact the whole thing is completely ludicrous, nothing would. ;)

The day that happens would be when the people start talking there mind and not just sit and watch wha the big people do

nope its the speaker of the house first

shoutwire for teh win

^^ hehe i guess you get shoutwire 2...

shoutwire and digg check both a few times a day

This would have been a good joke, if only everyone didn't know that the international community is too pu$$y to do anything about anyone.

I wish,that was true?

I mean...

Yes I mean it.

I thought it was the Speaker of the House?

speaker of the house takes over when president and vp are out

Hey, how about no.


You're 5 years old and don't know anything.

Once you're old enough, form your own opinions and stop taking them from your shitty music and shitty parents.

At school people will say I want him to be president and then six months later its I hate him.
Pres Bush ftw!!!

the day i see that bush faget imma kick him right in the balls and then drop kick cheney