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QUESTION: What if n00bfest was yours?
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Then we go to back to "n00bfest 24/7 dust2/office"
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon May 26, 2008 6:19 pm |
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TheGreaterBad
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 791 Location: Terrebonne, OR
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BewareOfThePhog wrote: Just my opinion, and I know it will probably be ignored, but one way you could keep more people entertained and avoid having low server population is to have a map vote after every map instead of a rotation/rtv function. This way there will be less prodigy and office won't come around so often which also seems to lose players after it comes up every 3rd map. Also, would remove the beacon tk punishments, I know that frustrates a lot of people and causes them to leave.
-BewareOfThePhog
Dude, even if youre 99.9% sure you will be ignored, dont say that in youre post, it will just make youre opinion that much easier to ignore. You have to have faith in youre statements to even have a chance of making them heard
_________________French never surrender, We simply tactically retreat to fight another day SEIJIsaurusREX wrote: Haha alright, enjoy living in this shithole full of n00bs you skill-less assface I am 63% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
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| Mon May 26, 2008 8:48 pm |
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vAntheMaN
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 777 Location: MEXICO
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"Making yourself a respectful member"
by GB
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| Tue May 27, 2008 12:58 am |
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BewareOfThePhog
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 13
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Quote: Then we go to back to "n00bfest 24/7 dust2/office"
Actually have a possible solution to this too. Make the normal rotation with Office and Dust2 split by a map, and don't include dust2 or office in the vote, but add an option that is, move to next map (de_whatever) at end of list. This way, if they really want to play office or dust2 the server will have to play the map in between out, and if the server doesn't, it will be moved to another map that the server votes on.
Only problem I can see is that I think after a vote switches map it returns to the start of rotation, so whatever the first map is in the rotation will probably be the most played, usually servers put dust2 in this slot to refill after a possible server reset. However, I haven't seen a server crash since I've played on n00b so they could probably get away with putting a lame map there and then follow it with dust2. Just a suggestion, but it is better than having to play prodigy, which empties the server most times, 3 or 4 times a day.
-BewareOfThePhog
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| Tue May 27, 2008 1:25 pm |
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BewareOfThePhog
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 13
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Quote: Dude, even if youre 99.9% sure you will be ignored, dont say that in youre post, it will just make youre opinion that much easier to ignore. You have to have faith in youre statements to even have a chance of making them heard
It is the internet, people choose what they want to read, I won't have hurt feelings if you guys choose to ignore my suggestion. Just like the server and figured I'd put my $.02 in.
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| Tue May 27, 2008 1:28 pm |
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TheGreaterBad
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 791 Location: Terrebonne, OR
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Just saying, you aim low, you will only miss or hit below youre intended target. Aim high, just like the Chair Force!
_________________French never surrender, We simply tactically retreat to fight another day SEIJIsaurusREX wrote: Haha alright, enjoy living in this shithole full of n00bs you skill-less assface I am 63% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
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| Tue May 27, 2008 2:59 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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So many posts yet so many useless ideas.
I suppose I'll throw in my two cents here.
#1) n00bfest cannot charge membership fees. A lot of the people we have here aren't even old enough to have bank accounts. Also, to all of you fucks who keep talking about money money money -- where's your donation? I make my monthly $25 donation (this week it's in the form of fresh Texas Tobacco for Mrs. Corpse, which is why it's not on the page). What about the rest of you?
#2) Charging for admin is ridiculous. You can't buy our trust. You can buy a bit of respect, which is likely to get you some recognition when admin voting time comes around.. unless it's completely different than from when I used to do it.
#3) Branching out to new games is futile. COD4 seems to be the best non-counterstrike project we've had aside from WoW in quite some time. Let's not spread our icing too thin.
#4) More tournaments would be nice, but who would participate? We need to push membership a little harder so we can grow more, and then we'll have the numbers for a tournament. Right now, we've got a whole lot of chiefs and not enough Indians.
#5) The mapcycle does need to be adjusted, but from what I've seen nobody has posted any good ideas on how to do that. No custom maps on the rotation in the main. Let's do stock maps, but add a bit of variation. Nobody wants to download maps to go to a server (unless it's something gay like a funmaps server).
#6) There should be heavier moderation of the forum. Remember Cerberus? Remember Eyeless? Back in the day, I banned over a dozen people for making complete asses of themselves and doing dumb shit on the forum. No more "LOL HERE'S A RANDOM PIC!" on public areas of the forum. That shit makes us look retarded. While I sometimes post excessively retarded images, I generally do it on private forums. Nobody, even a n00bfest hopeful, thinks that shit is cool. It's like trying to impress a girl by telling her how much you can drink or how fast you think your car is. It's just not going to happen, and you're going to look like a huge douchebag. That's what we're doing by allowing the constant retarded shit on the forums: we're looking like huge douchebags. Let's start keeping record of offenses and temp-banning and/or perm-banning offenders for doing dumb shit in public view. Know why CorpseHumper doesn't want anyone to know his real name? Because he has a mighty high position in a very large company and he doesn't want anyone to find out about all of the ignorant, childish, openly-racist internet minions he's got under his control. It could potentially cost him his job.
#7) The council should be replaced/refreshed by people who actually play in the server on a regular basis. When I first drafted the idea for the council, it was to be a rotating position (3 months or so) with elected officials holding office. This gives the people power. I "went away" so to speak before I was able to fully implement the idea, so I'm not sure how it works now... but in the time that I've been back, it's been all the same people.
#8) ban GreaterBad. All he does is sit on the forum and talk shit and complain. He never plays in the server.
That is all.
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| Tue May 27, 2008 6:16 pm |
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MrS0X
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas
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I agree with # 1 and 2,
as for #3 i think any company small or big that does not grow is doomed to fail and be forgotten
Ive already posted my 2cents about #4 in previous posts on this thread
#5dont think that just because you think fun servers are gay, that the majority of the gaming population will agree with you, downloading dosent take too long and you can use the map on other servers. stock maps gets boring nothing wrong with something new.
#6 n00bfest is n00bfest although a little structure and diciplin is important n00bfest is pretty liberal in its diversity so your going to get your random threads that might be point less to you but maybe not to others... the general section is for anything in general if you dont like a thread ignore it and read somethign else... or start a thread with somethign that interests you or others. Although your opinions are always valued it dosent mean its the only opinion considered
PS.
anyone who dosent protect their identity online is just a dumbass (no offence to coach)
7) most people in the council are very active on the servers those that are not as active in the server (you play) might be active in other parts of n00b like the inner workings or one of the other branches.. .such as CZ, COD, or WOW. You could always apply to be a council member and help make changes from the inside
no comment on #8
sorry your long post was just teasing me to reply to it
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| Tue May 27, 2008 6:39 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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MrS0X wrote: #5dont think that just because you think fun servers are gay, that the majority of the gaming population will agree with you, downloading dosent take too long and you can use the map on other servers. stock maps gets boring nothing wrong with something new.
#6 n00bfest is n00bfest although a little structure and diciplin is important n00bfest is pretty liberal in its diversity so your going to get your random threads that might be point less to you but maybe not to others... the general section is for anything in general if you dont like a thread ignore it and read somethign else... or start a thread with somethign that interests you or others. Although your opinions are always valued it dosent mean its the only opinion considered PS. anyone who dosent protect their identity online is just a dumbass (no offence to coach)
My post wasn't about funmaps. There's nothing wrong with them -- they have their place. Shit, CorpseHumper's n00bfest started out as an iceworld server. My post was about having maps that require download on the main rotation unless you're going for a specific theme. Having a map that needs to be downloaded added to the rotation is generally a bad idea unless slowly weened. The elite server doesn't get a lot of play because you have to download so many friggin maps to play in there, and people are too retarded/lazy to figure out how.
I'm sorry, but you can't pull the free speech and "what's not interesting to you may be interesting to others" card on all of the random posts involving butts3x, gay images with things like "OWNED" and "FAIL" on them, and the overall level of immature faggotry that haunts this forum.
Having a rainbow colored house with a huge C*CK and "LOL" painted on the front of it may be the coolest thing on earth to someone, but if I'm trying to get people to come over and chill, it's probably not the greatest idea. People are going to think it's lame and immature and probably burn it down.
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| Tue May 27, 2008 7:03 pm |
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Ozark_52
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 841
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Gman wrote: #8) ban GreaterBad. All he does is sit on the forum and talk s**t and complain. He never plays in the server.
I thought he was banned (at least from the main, not the 1337 one).
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| Tue May 27, 2008 7:06 pm |
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MrS0X
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas
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Gman wrote: I'm sorry, but you can't pull the free speech and "what's not interesting to you may be interesting to others" card on all of the random posts involving butts3x, gay images with things like "OWNED" and "FAIL" on them, and the overall level of immature faggotry that haunts this forum.
Having a rainbow colored house with a huge c**k and "LOL" painted on the front of it may be the coolest thing on earth to someone, but if I'm trying to get people to come over and chill, it's probably not the greatest idea. People are going to think it's lame and immature and probably burn it down.
If its around so much it must mean some people are into it... for example i LOVE the FAILed pics... cracks me up like nothing else. n00bfest is openly racist which isnt a very popular habit however n00bfest is still pretty big regardless. n00bfest is what it is to take in n00bfest is to take it all for what it is... a huge diverse community ... that likes butts3x .. fail(ing).. and n00bthrashing
/2cents
as for your house example i dont understand what your trying to get at.. if some one has their house like that it must be for a reason... if its them its them.. as for the burning down part? that would probably be done by some one that
a) got raped when they were six by a C*CK with "lol" written on it
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b) they are a closed minded and oblivious to the diversity wheel
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c) are a douche bag
i mean i understand your message IN GENERAL but i dont understnad why it bothers you so much... if its not your thing dont roll with it....
Theres also the possibility of sending a letter to elders@n00bfest.com
P.S
http://www.n00bfest.com/modules.php?nam ... sc&start=0
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Spitfire
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Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 131
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i would personally enforce the rule "to trick noobs into pressing F10".
i would also, have knife rounds and only allow members and admins to have pistols.
but seriously, corpse, u have an amazing server
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| Tue May 27, 2008 9:57 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Spitfire wrote: i would also, have knife rounds and only allow members and admins to have pistols.
Which is why I will vote against you when admin time comes around.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Wed May 28, 2008 12:38 pm |
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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You would be surprized at how many posts I actually delete from these forums. Anytime I get online early enough, I filter out the horse shit from the night before and delete the junk stuff.
If we want to have a greater appeal to the general public, our forums that are open to the public should have a certain standard.
If I had time, I would get on the site each morning and afternoon and remove the bullshit posts and send warnings to the offending posters. Lord knows there's enough of them around here to keep me busy for a LONG time.
There's more to say but I'm tired and Real Sex is on HBO. Oil wrestling, anyone?
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| Wed May 28, 2008 11:20 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Damn...I wish the wife would let me get HBO.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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| Wed May 28, 2008 11:34 pm |
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TheGreaterBad
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 791 Location: Terrebonne, OR
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Gman wrote: So many posts yet so many useless ideas.
I suppose I'll throw in my two cents here.
#8) ban GreaterBad. All he does is sit on the forum and talk s**t and complain. He never plays in the server.
That is all.
I got banned from the main server for insulting a stupid marine, and you say I complain, but really youre simply, "The Pot calling the Kettle black."
The only difference between our posts is that you come storming in here waving youre admin wand and demanding attention.
And I dont have an admin wand to wave and simply am trying to represent what I think could be the ideas of the lesser members here, I dont think I am their spokesperson, but I simply try to check and balance the power hungry admin who prey on the pubs.
I probably miss more than I hit on issues, but when I do hit, I know I leave marks that wont rub away.
I am not 100% sure, but I feel that my voice is being heard in some capacity or Corpse wouldve allowed me to be forum banned months ago.
I could care less if people hate me on the internet, you want to chill in person, I will buy you a round of beers and wings at Hooters and BS all day long.
But dont blow your own horn and try to lay the ban-hammer on people when you yourself rebelled against n00bfest 2 years ago and tried and failed at making your own version of it.
Corpse is one damn forgiving soul and it shows with you and the other players past and present here including me, thats why this community is still and will continue to go strong
^b is teh fail
_________________French never surrender, We simply tactically retreat to fight another day SEIJIsaurusREX wrote: Haha alright, enjoy living in this shithole full of n00bs you skill-less assface I am 63% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
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| Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 am |
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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The forum statements. Agreed. Racist shit is funny, but to an extent, no reason to be blatant about it anymore.
Sure I spout out a few slurs from time to time, but I've toned it down. I mean come I'VE toned it down. only other person here that says that shit on a daily basis is Kano, and he's banned. : D
Main forum does need to be kept clean. I strongly support that.
_________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com
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| Thu May 29, 2008 4:50 pm |
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Spitfire
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 131
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really, apokalispe? What is wrong with knife rounds? Also, I would never go against anything Corpse said because I did with the website and I was site banned. I don't want to be banned for something stupid like instilling a knife round. I would always listen to the rules. I stopped playing music while cs:s-ing.
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| Fri May 30, 2008 12:50 am |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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I didn't say ban you.
What you suggested was lording your admin or status over our pub regulars. That shit does not fly.
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| Fri May 30, 2008 6:37 am |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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TheGreaterBad wrote: But dont blow your own horn and try to lay the ban-hammer on people when you yourself rebelled against n00bfest 2 years ago and tried and failed at making your own version of it.
Corpse is one damn forgiving soul and it shows with you and the other players past and present here including me, thats why this community is still and will continue to go strong
^b is teh fail
LOL! You have no idea what you're talking about.
By the way, my statement about banning you was just to get under your skin, which it apparently did... so I win.
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