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 A question for the man whores 
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lol dirtbags to old to remember his name/pw anyways why would munchkin know it burns a dick she's doesn't have one...unless hooker isn't telln us everything o.O. Also condoms suck don't use them end of storyy if you don't want a kid get on birthcontrol if you don't want stds well don't have sex easy nuff. Even with 'clean' ppl you have a good chance of gettn stds hell most women think they have yeast infection when they really have clamidia.

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yeah, i've tried the dont have sex thing. Its not as fun as you make it sound. lol and i'm not really looking for a 'relationship', so I was just trying to get some input in case I find a 'special' friend. After everything i've heard I'm not in a hurry though. Just want to be prepared.

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in case I find a 'special' friend.


Bullet Catcher is pretty special.

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You should ask munchkin.


I lol'd.


THIS ^

This 10x....
Also. I say trojan ecstasy. From what i here its like nothing is on. I havnt used one personally though but i know several people who have and they say its awesome. I personally just pull out.

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Also. I say trojan ecstasy. From what i here its like nothing is on. I havnt used one personally though but i know several people who have and they say its awesome. I personally just pull out.


They break easily. If you're going to go with anything go with durex pleasuremax.

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i just bought these a couple days ago :D read up on them, they are supposed to be pretty sweet. haven't gotten laid since my purchase, but i've used both durex and lifestyles ultra thins in the past. they are about the same, still a condom, but significantly better than "regular" thickness condoms.


also, dirtbag knows nothing about condoms. he's so old condoms didn't exist when he learned to F*CK.

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I thought he used sheeps intestants for condoms after butt rapeing them to get their intestants out

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I use Lifestyles ultra thins. Good quality. Never had one break and still get a good amount of sensation.

There is another solution... Check the turf before playing ball. Give the guy a handy and whist doing so check him out. No sores, no crotch stains, no smells, etc. I typically will finger a girl and see what she smells like. You can tell a lot from the smell.....Check them out before anything.

Also I just ask. "Are you on birth control?" "Have you been tested since the last time you had unprotected sex?" First 2 questions I ask. If there is any hesitation on either question or I think they are lying. Rubber time. Consenting adults need to have open discussions about these things. Got Chlamydia once. F*CKING cheating whore... But 2 weeks and some antibiotics and I was good as new!


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haven't gotten laid since my purchase,



purchase these 20 something years ago? HAHA VIRGIN!


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They all feel the same... Like you're F*CKING a rubber vagina.
Get on birth control, problem solved.


this

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haven't gotten laid since my purchase,



purchase these 20 something years ago? HAHA VIRGIN!

You wish, cause then you'd have something to talk shit to me about besides my nose. I think I'm gonna be trying those condoms this weekend actually.

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thank you for all your input. i've gone shopping

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^^ THAT ^^

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My contribution to this thread:

A man is driving a car casually when he hits a woman. Whose fault is the accident?

The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.


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thank you for all your input. i've gone shopping

so when should i come over?

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lol indo and I dont expect anyone to come over Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_42 I just thought I should be prepared for any scenerio that may go down in the future.

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lol indo and I dont expect anyone to come over Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_42 I just thought I should be prepared for any scenerio that may go down in the future.

im here to clean your pool

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aww, ain't that something...sugar's making it look like shes gonna get some dick in the near future...you know rubbers only have a 2-5 yr lifespan in the package if stored at room temp depending on the type.



















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lol Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_10

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