Also, most of them involve something like: *Shrug* or *Scratches Head* or *Confused as much as I was that one time at basketball camp with those girls, I mean, everbody goes through those stages in life at some point but I seriously woulda done this chick, then I found out that her girlfriend was twice as hot. Y'know, confused like "How do I get into this?" I guess you could say I'm very confused.*

Okay, that third one was based on me, and, I eventually figured it out.