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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 3031 
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 Re: A question for the man whoressnuggle wrote: moar horny old men are needed in this thread Where the F*CK is Dirtbag? |
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Re: A question for the man whores LeCoq wrote: snuggle wrote: moar horny old men are needed in this thread Where the F*CK is Dirtbag? He's trying to remember what was he using half century ago... Anyway: http://www.onecondoms.com/choose/index.htm _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 443 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Re: A question for the man whores Trojan Ultra thin or thin-tensity is definitely the best option. I get the cheap ass lifestyle ultra thins though cause my college sells em' for $1 for 10.
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Re: A question for the man whores You should ask munchkin.
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 3031
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Re: A question for the man whores Just wear any F*CKING condom and u wont be stuck with unwanted babies all over your lawn
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Re: A question for the man whores Hooker wrote: You should ask munchkin. I lol'd. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Dizney Madness
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Re: A question for the man whores Sweet Pea wrote: Hooker wrote: You should ask munchkin. I lol'd. THIS ^ _________________ Gr33ny's Grrl Punk N00bfest: Disney APPROVED!!  Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe" -- V for Vendetta I has a Google and I knows how to use it. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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Re: A question for the man whores Can't believe some of you are stupid enough to believe that by F*CKING chicks you believe aren't skanky you won't get std's. LOL. If you go condomless, get tested and get her tested. It can be your first goddamn date.
Sugar I actually agree with codeman, Lifestyles ultra thins are about as good as thin condoms get. For innies like me, just use duct tape. MAGNUM duct tape. For super huge inverted penises like mine. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: A question for the man whores dirkdeagler wrote: Can't believe some of you are stupid enough to believe that by F*CKING chicks you believe aren't skanky you won't get std's. LOL. If you go condomless, get tested and get her tested. It can be your first goddamn date. Sugar I actually agree with codeman, Lifestyles ultra thins are about as good as thin condoms get. For innies like me, just use duct tape. MAGNUM duct tape. For super huge inverted penises like mine. Man you never have been the same since you got F*CKING VD, I can't F*CKING take you anywhere. _________________  |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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Re: A question for the man whores I've never had VD, but had a scare that I wrote about :) I never ever want that scare again, and I never want to have to call exes because it turns out I had something. There's a better way, and that way is testing, sex within committed relationships only, and condom use for casual sex.
For those of you with normal penises that is. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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Re: A question for the man whores Hooker wrote: You should ask munchkin. go F*CK your self. also... dont use extended pleasure condoms. make your dick go numb and when the condom slides down it burns your pu$$y Last edited by munchkin on Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:24 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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Re: A question for the man whores Mmmm. She said dick and vagina in the same sentence. If she woild have said pu$$y I would have came
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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Re: A question for the man whores LOLOL
/lock thread because it is complete. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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Re: A question for the man whores munchkin wrote: make your dick go numb and when the condom slides down it burns your pu$$y Spidey wrote: If she woild have said pu$$y I would have came now cum |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: A question for the man whores codeman9090 wrote: Trojan Ultra thin or thin-tensity is definitely the best option. I get the cheap ass lifestyle ultra thins though cause my college sells em' for $1 for 10. i used these when i had to. I loathe the day i have to put one on again, my dick is going to get really pissed at me. Condoms dry girls up too, they cant go as long and once you put it in they taste like plastic, it's gross and condoms suck. LoL!!! Hooker and munchkin crack me up. _________________  "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: A question for the man whores It also depends where you are putting it, the thins for vaginal use but I find the regular ones stand up to the punishment of friction and lube for anal play. Hate having to finger a girls ass looking for the broken condom.
_________________  N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: A question for the man whores dirkdeagler wrote: Can't believe some of you are stupid enough to believe that by F*CKING chicks you believe aren't skanky you won't get std's. LOL. If you go condomless, get tested and get her tested. It can be your first goddamn date. You're totally right dude, the first time I ever had sex it was all bad. One doctor visit and three pills later I was good, but I didn't have sex for almost a year. :) |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: A question for the man whores lol my first time i had a retro-ejaculation and i woke up pissing fire and got really scared thinking i got an std. The worse 2 weeks of my life and probably contributed to the problems i have today.
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: A question for the man whores CPTReynolds wrote: Hate having to finger a girls ass looking for the broken condom. YOU SHOULD LIKE PUTTING YOUR FINGER IN BUTTHOLES, YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT. _________________ |
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Re: A question for the man whores LeCoq wrote: snuggle wrote: moar horny old men are needed in this thread Where the F*CK is Dirtbag? He cant remember his username and password. Waiting on his grandson to call him back to remind him. |
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