This and tldr.

I wouldn't go to a party with that many little kids at it. I didn't have to be there anyways, you just wrote a book explaining how bad the whole thing was. If you're gonna throw a party at your house you've gotta expect it to get a little messed up, so loosen up a little and get drunk next time. Just don't get plastered and you'll be able to enjoy yourself along with keeping the party in order as much as possible. But if you're not gonna get drunk, get yourself some good beer rather than sippin on horrible shit. But I would spend more time focusing on school if I were you.

I'm disappointed that this thread gained three pages in a matter of three days...

Munchkin, it doesn't matter if they know or if they're out of town. You know how many teenagers in America throw parties while their parents are out of town? Tons. The parents always come home to find they've got fresh charges that will cost them dearly because their irresponsible child threw a massive party and somebody died, got alcohol poisoning or something as trivial as the cops showing up and finding a beer in a kid's hand.

Gotta think smart, babe.

caniboid, stop acting like you are some F*CKING master party thrower. Shes 17 ppl arent born with the ability. Just because they are not drinking something that you like to drink doesnt mean they are drinking shitty alcohol.. What the F*CK do you know about drinking? Ive got underwear older than you.

Lol, Spidey.

QFT

and your and you're

This isn't supposed to come off as insulting or rude, just my opinion(wich doesn't matter to anyone cuz we all have our own.)
I never said I was a master at throwing parties. Said a bunch of other things like, I wouldn't go to a party with a bunch of kids(minors.) She said 2 things, "I wasn't trying to get drunk cuz I was worried about my house." and "who cares what it tastes like, if it gets you drunk it gets you drunk." If i was gonna chill on some beer and not drink to get fucked up, i'de get some beer that tasted good(like maybe some Guiness,) not some 30 pack bs. I might not know as much as you about drinking, but I know the ways to spend my money depending on the situation. If I wanna get fucked up i'll go for a cheaper price were you get quantity, if I wanna keep my cool and maintain things i'll go for quality, so I can enjoy a good beer. You still wear those? I love wearing old underwear, they're so worn in and comfy! I can't imagine how good a pair that old would feel. I'm guessing your in your mid 30's or just about there right ?

EDIT: Baha I decided to type in Guiness into google video and wondered why this commercial is never on tv(probably to long or something)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6U7_-BeGc

lol wow so still no titties in this thread and its about a house party... /disappointed :(

Also have to agree with omega on this one munch doesnt matter if they are in town outta town if their underage child throws a party and alcohol is involved they will be fucked by the cops anyway you look at it. Then also the person that bought the liquor/beer/crappy alcohol you all had will also be busted cause im sure your parents wont want to go down because of a dumb idea you had to invite a "few good friends" over and that person decided to bring alcohol. Anyway good luck with not getting caught but im sure your parents know and wont say anything to you until it dies down with that kid first falling off the deck and doing a face plant and the chick with alcohol poisoning is over it and shes fine. But atleast the bathroom is good and not as bad as u made it sound XD

back in my partying days, we got busted alot, the cops never did anything but made everyone go home and made me poor out all of the beer, which was quite a heartbreaking thing to do


And for the dumbasses who decide to run away, yes there are always a few of those, their cars would get towed

Where I live, the cops won't even F*CK with us. We've had 100+ people packed in my basement and the two upper floors, fights breaking out all kinds of shit and still they kept their business in the street. Gotta love Cinci

I wanted to see pix's! Also where is the JEEP MAN!

So, I'm pretty sure I should win some sort of award for this.

I just made a couple phone calls and got Munchkin's mailing address. I printed out this topic, packed it up in an envelope, and sent it as a certified letter with a signature and proof of ID (18+) required upon delivery. Gotta love having USPS so close to work.

Should be there in 2-3 days.

Oh, and I locked Munchkin's post so she can't edit it and destroy the evidence.

WIN?!

Someone is gonna have a red ass in 2-3 days.

Win. SO F*CKING WIN!

yeah here in cincy they don't really give a F*CK. if its to much of a hassle they just move on. you can walk through clifton any given night and see people fighting in the street from a party or poeple falling off the 2nd floor balcony and you will see a cop just drive through quickly so they don't get involved

F*CK yeah

Next time munchkin ask me and loke for advice, back in the days when we were young we arranged the most epic partys, EVER...

I could fill a page with haha's lol's rofl's and all those sorts of things that couldn't possibly describe how good that is. Go Gman AHAHAHA.