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i meant anything you say about Kitten... lulz

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oh well Kitten is a person to get mad over anything (as of what i know) so i dont really care if he is mad at me cause he is a

n00b and will get over it lul.


Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:36 pm
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It doesn't matter how big it is, it only matters where you can stick it.

Find a 'normal' chick put 2 guys in front of her. One hot guy with a huge schlong but poor as F*CK. The other a normal looking guy with an average dick or even a small dick but he's a millionaire. Who is the chick going to pick?

Dick size only matters to guys and whores who have been banged so much that they need a big one to feel anything.

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Gj vision finally someone smart... I bet ur the rich guy?


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Vision wrote:
It doesn't matter how big it is, it only matters where you can stick it.

Find a 'normal' chick put 2 guys in front of her. One hot guy with a huge schlong but poor as F*CK. The other a normal looking guy with an average dick or even a small dick but he's a millionaire. Who is the chick going to pick?

Dick size only matters to guys and whores who have been banged so much that they need a big one to feel anything.


so you have a small dick is what your saying

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fishkilla wrote:
Vision wrote:
It doesn't matter how big it is, it only matters where you can stick it.

Find a 'normal' chick put 2 guys in front of her. One hot guy with a huge schlong but poor as F*CK. The other a normal looking guy with an average dick or even a small dick but he's a millionaire. Who is the chick going to pick?

Dick size only matters to guys and whores who have been banged so much that they need a big one to feel anything.


so you have a small dick is what your saying


No.

He's got a big dick, he's just poor as F*CK and mad at Republicans.

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fishkilla wrote:
Vision wrote:
It doesn't matter how big it is, it only matters where you can stick it.

Find a 'normal' chick put 2 guys in front of her. One hot guy with a huge schlong but poor as F*CK. The other a normal looking guy with an average dick or even a small dick but he's a millionaire. Who is the chick going to pick?

Dick size only matters to guys and whores who have been banged so much that they need a big one to feel anything.


so you have a small dick is what your saying


i measure out at just under 7" when I masterbate and when I have sex with an actual girl it gets slightly bigger and rarely it gets really big. Usually average thickness. If sex is done right as long as your dick isn't teeny tiny it should be more than enough for most girls. Some positions definitely help though as far as making a girl feel filled up though. Keeping your hands busy at all times helps out too. Just some advice from a n00b who likes his peepee. Having a big dick is just a turn on to girls like big tits or biig asses are turn ons for guys. They definitely help get your partner in the mood but really aren't "necessary." Frankly I'd be pissed off if I couldn't thrust as hard as I want to because my dick is too big. Plus guys with big dicks usually get less anal action and that totally sucks for them.


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lol, right now I lean democrat right now mostly because unemployment is high and I'm graduating soon so I was hoping for some sort of public healthcare because they would need to hire actuaries and I could land a job quickly. Once I get established and move up to higher salaries then I'll support Republicans more. For the record I am an Independent because D's and R's are F*CKING retarded on so many issues it's ridiculous.

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lol, right now I lean democrat right now mostly because unemployment is high and I'm graduating soon so I was hoping for some sort of public healthcare because they would need to hire actuaries and I could land a job quickly. Once I get established and move up to higher salaries then I'll support Republicans more. For the record I am an Independent because D's and R's are F*CKING retarded on so many issues it's ridiculous.


I really, really, really wish I had something better to say, but... dude, I'm sorry. That's retarded.

Supporting one side of the aisle and then switching to the other as soon as they benefit you more won't really help anything in the long run. It really only fuels the cycle of F*CKING half of the population at any given time.

The only way we're going to really get shit taken care of at this point is to quit bickering over which party is better (Pro-tip: Both parties are run by rich, snobby elitists who don't care about you or any of their constituents and countrymen), sit the F*CK down, consult the necessary people for information, and crack some agenda skull.

Or maybe I should just stop giving a shit.

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AngryKitten wrote:

The only way we're going to really get shit taken care of at this point is to quit bickering over which party is better (Pro-tip: Both parties are run by rich, snobby elitists who don't care about you or any of their constituents and countrymen), sit the F*CK down, consult the necessary people for information, and crack some agenda skull.

Or maybe I should just stop giving a shit.



Exactly and those elitists aren't going to just walk away from what they've built and the American population is not going to stand up to them. American politicians have an unseen, very complicated back room system which comes across publicly as them disagreeing with each other and of course on some issues they do but for the most part their two sides of the same coin working in conjunction with each other to take care of themselves. When a new person comes in with idealistic ways they get greeted by all this crap and they can either go along with it and try to get what they can out of it or they get buried by it. After awhile even the most idealistic people give way eventually.

Your beliefs are very idealistic but not very realistic. Your best bet is to do what's best for yourself and those you care about and be happy that the elitists are primarily concerned with the status quo in a truly bi-partisan effort to retain their own power, wealth, and privileges.


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