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sweet dude, im swiss!! my mom was born in Basil Land, which is where my other grandma lives right now, but she is only like 80 ish

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Ok! Im gonna bust out my emo life story too!

My dad: Rich F*CK who doesnt know a rats ass about parenting.
My mom: Shopaholic WHORE!!
Me: n00bfest addict who is sitting for his LSATS in two week.

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Seriously sorry about your loss Pinoy. My prayers are with you guys.


Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:51 am
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tell me what du bist ein sheiscof means? no clue i just hear peeps saying it...

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Nice man! I had no idea (aside from the fact like you look Aryan, my hair got brown, but I was bright blonde/blue eyed, true Swiss)

My uncle (Emil Kellenburger) was the champion wrestler for Switzerland.

Amazing story actually, he came to Canada with no money, but he was a world-reknowned fighter/wreslter.

They gave him the chance to fight the top wrestler in North America, and my uncle pinned him in 9 seconds.

He's something like 79-82 and he climbs trees like they were nothing, takes martial arts and heads a construction country. The dude's a machine.

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sweet, dude. nice to hear, my grandmother is known all over Basil Land for her plants, she is a farmers wife, but now a farmers widow...anyhoo she is a typical swiss. i usually go there every year in the summer, it is awesome, all my family is there.

and Law, Du bisst ein scheiskopf means "you are a shit-head"

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Man I gotta tag along for one of your crazy summer adventures.





CROSS-COUNTRY n00b TOUR COMING SOON BITCHES!

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yeauh!!
i think imma go to japan again this summer, need to hook up with some japanese chicks

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Ohhh hELL YEA! We should have a n00bfest Europe tour and teach them Frenchy fags the AMERICAN SHIT!


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show the french women how to shave themselves

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For those of you who don't know, there's gonna be a wee bit of a tour in the Summer. I'll give full details soon.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
For those of you who don't know, there's gonna be a wee bit of a tour in the Summer. I'll give full details soon.


Can we get a tour of your underpants as well?


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I already took the "Inside Buggy's Rectum" Tour. I was disappointed personally.

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Well what did you expect you silly burrito! If you want a real tour, go on the "The Hidden Contents Of LOR's Pubes" tour!


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hohoho, very nice, i see. seems like i will have to check back for the next vulgar tour =)

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