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DrAwNn wrote:
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As I was trveling to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives. The 7 wives had 7 sacks. The 7 sacks had 7 cats.

How many (total of animals and humans only, not sacks) were traveling to St Ives?


343 cats?


roflcopter.

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well squirlly's first one was "in the dictionary", i dunno about the second...i've heard it before but yeah don't remember.

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Nice try Squirlly!! There isn't one! Now, what do I win??? :)

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corpse already one this round, but i will be holding more contests, i hope. as long as corpse says it is ok. there are plenty of goodies to come

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phish, i understand you're a litlle slow, but that's ok! We are an equal opportunity websight!! :) I was refering to squirrly and her riddle -

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maybe he'll give away better stuff... 7800gtx maybe?

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I'll give a picture of me holding my peepee if you can answer me this...."Joe Mamma is an _______."

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Butt-Muncher?

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Negatory.

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Baldreaper wrote:
Nice try Squirlly!! There isn't one! Now, what do I win??? :)


yes there is...

you lose!!

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its called the internet you can cheat and stuff. theres a thing called google.com


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DocWonder wrote:
maybe he'll give away better stuff... 7800gtx maybe?


Athlon 64 FX-57? 4 gigs of Corsair XMS ram? dual 7800 GTX's in SLi mode? Oh wait I already have those.

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OMG JOE MAMMA ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

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YAY!! WE HAVE A WEINER!! i'll send you pics of my peepee tonight.

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yay

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Thats what the riddle was from Die Hard! I couldn't remeber it.

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wow corpse! congratulations!
you won a computer, and some pictures of a naked 14 year old boy.


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Squirlly wrote:
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?






"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."


Answer: LANGUAGE

God i love the internet, a google search in wich i typed "words ending in gry" resulted in the following link.

http://www.classbrain.com/artaskcb/publ ... e_53.shtml


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Q. What always ends everything?

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Squirlly wrote:
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?



The dictionary.


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