First of all, for all those calling me an idiot it was at a DUI checkpoint in Orlando. The only weed/stash they found was shake on the seat/ground of my car and the paraphernalia was a pack of j papers which when I bought came with a bag of tobacco. I have a wonderful lawyer and I'm already driving again with a C temporary license.

Basically the cop wanted to be a F*CKING asshole and try to get me fucked but with no priors and being the baller college student I am I'll have all my charges dismissed within 5 months time.



PS. Don't hate me because the weed I smoke smells so good that 5 hours later the cops could still smell it on my clothes (hate hate hate)

And Reynolds your a professional driver?

I bet I can beat you in a race whether rally, auto X, drag or circuit. Get at me dude

Don't F*CK with the law and people won't F*CK with you. This thread and this kid are F*CKING retarded...

Holy F*CKING quadruple post, Batman!

Oh wait - you're a druggy, no wonder.

Oh really? I have law enforcement members in my family and by me obliging to a DUI checkpoint I obviously "fucked" with the law. You sound more ignorant then the people I met in jail.

And I'm no child, my balls are bigger then your brain bitch ;)

Holy F*CK, druggie - EDIT YOUR F*CKING POSTS! Don't double-post.

Hope this teaches you a lesson.Not that i think you should be punished beyond what you were guilty of but from your own admission you had something against the law in your possession. Im sure you will get off pretty light being your first offense. From now on just make dam sure your clean when you get behind the wheel. Im a professional beer drinker with zero dui's because i don't drive drunk,smell of alcohol or open containers in the vehicle. So stop the pissing and moaning like a little prick.Your post should read "Got caught,hope i get off light and i sure learned my lesson".

Goddamn right. What a oldie said.

All I can think about right now is the song....Because I got high.

I keep multiposting because my phone is sucking ass. I'm on my computer now sorry for the multitude of replies

Everybody fucks up, god knows I have been behind the wheel when I shouldn't have. Hell I am driving down the highway posting on the internet right now. I am also drunk, on heroine, and I just ate an entire toads ass. Seriously, all of it.

none of that is true, at least not the posting on the internet part.

The worse part about the whole situation is that I prefer every and any drug to alchohol (lsd, shrooms, dmt, weed, xanax, etc..) But out of all of those wonderful things Toad's ass is definitely the most life altering!

n00bfest.com will not, ever, condone any kind of drug use. You're a loser.

Coach is damn good at keeping the DEA out of n00b

Coach IS the DEA idiot.

ALso trying to act all F*CKING innocent, gee i didnt have any weed in the car....just all these leftovers all over my seats. means that EVEN if you wernt 100% guilty that time, you OBVIOUSLY have been in the past. People that drive without concern for others safety, SHOULD be ticketed/fined/jailed(when necessary). I have 0 sympathy for this post because i actually value the life of others. Meaning i do my best when behind the wheel to you know not kill other people with a ton of steel and plastic, doing it while inebriated in any form makes that impossible, oh you still might not kill anyone, or get in a wreck so think hey im ok! but no you really arnt, your reaction time, and thought processes are slowed. Anyway dont drop the soap.

this is a christian community

SHUT UP BLACKIE

I thought it was a jewish community!!

I thought it was a nudist community o_O