I am Bill, or William at work, or Billy for family, or Will, or Willy, but mostly Bill.

28 years old.

Grew up on a large acre farm in the thumb of Michigan, way out in the country. My parents are currently in the process of getting away from farming. Land owned is going to be leased to other farmers while land leased will no longer be used. Father just bought a gravel pit for top soil/sand and my mother has become involved in sheep/goat breeding (LOL - She doesn't like it when I start making fun of her and laughing about that). I may be buying a house close to the farm and moving back home to raise kids full time. No more work!

Director of Security for a level 2 trauma facility in a large city. I manage about 17 unarmed and 7 armed security officers as well as a number of other different administrative tasks. Hospitals are fun.

College drop out.

Outdoor enthusiast.

Weapons enthusiast.

Getting married in September to my fiance who I have been with for 7 years. She is in her last year of the nursing program.

No kids, yet.

Buying another house soon. Debating my future career options right now. Financially stable to move back to the farm to raise kids and start a family but no security management positions anywhere near my parents. Might end up being a stay at home dad while working on the farm with my family.

I used to play CZ & CS often but have faded away from it. Spend some time on PS3 but overall I have been spending more time out of the house fishing, camping, hunting etc.

I am Ricky, I'm 26 and I'm from palm beach gardens FL. I was born in south Africa.

I used to do alot of drugs. Dropped out of college. I currently work for Florida power and light at their turkey point nuclear power plant where I work as a mechanical planner/construction supervisor. I have no gf or kids and don't plan to have any. I work 10-12 hour shifts sometimes 7 days a week, my only hobbies (that i have time for) at the moment are computer mods video games and the culinary arts.

My lifes goal is to open my own business and smoke weed everyday.

I am Jesse, i'm 24 and just moved to Little Rock, Arkansas. I work for a company called Acxiom as a Decision Support Analyst (pretty much I run sql queries to get lists of customer data together to give to clients that do advertising campaigns, so yes, im the A-hole that is responsible for you getting all the ads in the mail telling you about the next big sale at some company).

I went to school at the University of Arkansas, majored in Information Systems
I do have a girlfriend, although she still laughs at me when I play CS and talk about this place
No pets, i think they require to much attention
And right now im in the process of join the Army National Guard as an Officer and if all things work out well i'll be leaving in January to start that training stuff.

Im Chris, im 24 and im from the shit hole of the north east Waterbury CT. Currently in between jobs looking everywhere but may have a new one soon working for a company that provides high performance machine tools, tooling accessory's, and providing warranty and other support to machine shops in the greater new england area. They deal with some companys such as Smith and Wesson and Savage arms (coolest shit ever) and pay ALOT.

I went to a catholic high school which was the dumbest F*CKING shit ever and have yet to attend college due to the fact that I cant afford it at all. Played varsity soccer there all 4 years. Before high school I had 2 contract offers in romania and scotland before blowing my knee out 3 times my sophmore,junior, and senior years.

I smoke alot of weed and sometimes like to hike around the woods here tripping my F*CKING face off on shrooms (its fun so dont knock it till you try it).I like to do that 3-4 times a year to just reset and let loose. If im not doing that I fish alot in the long island sound or I just go to to foxwoods/ mohegan sun casinos which ive been doing since I was 14. I also go to a ton of heavy metal shows around here.

Current plans atm are to work my ass off for a bit then maybe start school again at one of the schools in the Boston area to eventually get a dual degree in Ancient History and archaeology. Eventually id like to maybe get a doctorate in history so I can teach. If not that im probably just going to go to culinary school and open a steak and fish house someday.


ohh and I love guns.

I'm Dominic, 20 years old, studying music in college but might not live from my music later. I live in a small town in Quebec that is surrounded by forests, lakes and rivers, so that's why it's the paradise for kayaking, hunting, fishing and biking. No kids (not yet ffs) but I have a dog (german shepherd that I found a couple of months ago). Other than that I'm not playing much anymore since I started kayaking like crazy at the begining of the summer and I'm almost always on the lake playing in waves. Outdoor sports are my biggest passion.

If you need a place to stay if you wanna come hunt mooses, dont knock at my door, but it's definitely one hell of a spot to hunt/fish.

I love music, I play vibraphone and marimba mostly, but I also play the drums and some other percs. I mostly love jazz and classical music but I'm also into some progressive and alternative music.

I'm 22 and live in Arizona. I spent the last summer working in a coal mine near Austin, Tx. Been a member of this server for 7 or 8 years now. I know a lot of the main members in person and have for years. I still try to stay pretty active on the server and love the people.

Currently I am a senior (second lap) in Mining Engineering. I spent all my free time doing outdoor sports (slacklining, climbing, running, swimming, biking, surfing, you name it). I travel a lot of weekends around the west to do these sports. Working on photography and writing a bit, but I have a long way to go. I play guitar, badly. I don't have a girlfriend, I have been told I'm too intimidating since I am too active/energetic. So most women can't keep up with my spontaneous lifestyle. I'm a big indie music fan and am sort of a hippie or hipster I guess. Definitely more of a hippie. Though I do have some guns, and love to go shooting.

That explains the subtitle under your forum name spork :P

I'm Ken. I'm 24 years young, and i'm from Vancouver, Wa. I live with the perfect woman, and we enjoy doing almost all if the same activities. We both love to travel, and this year we have done quite a bit of it. I was very active in this community until about 6 months ago, when we really started to do more outdoor activities. Lately i've been going to the beach, the mountains, and all the other outdoor scenery that this area had to offer. In late May-Early June I went to Hong Kong, China for a while. Got to insert myself into a foreign culture and I loved every second of it. Stopped in a few other places on the way home. But in order to do that I had to quit my job warehousing for SHARP Micro-Electronics. So right now I am just applying like crazy and it's not going super great, yet.

I am a high school drop out, and I never even tried to go to a college. I'm still not 100% sure what my life goal is, as far as a career goes, but I need something active, that keeps my hyperactive mind occupied. Most of the interviews I have had for Water Technician positions(like repairing Carbon water filters. Or restoring water damage.) So hopefully soon I can be employed, and on my way to a good career.

I started playing this game just before I joined this community. I was in a major accident that exploded a couple organs and fucked my brain up severely. It was a pretty shitty time in life, and I was stuck in a bed/chair for nearly 9 months. The only place that took my mind off of things was this community. So I took a liking to it, and spent all of my time here. I still don't think I completely fit in, but everyone in this community has something different to offer, which is what I think makes it so great.

My goal is to become comfortable in life. Just be capable of living comfortably, with a stable career, and being able to take a few weeks off a year to do international traveling. Mainly Asia. Currently my girlfriend is slowly teaching me Mandarin. She was born and raised in Shanghai, and moved here when she was 23. She has been here for 7 years, and her English is better than most natives. LOL! Anyways, i'm a quiet person, and i'm even quieter than I used to be because me and my girl moved into an apt above a mean bitch. So no more mic.

Even though this jumps back and forth between subjects, that's me. I'm simply, weird.

Caniboid: you're dating a cougar. 6 years older than you? COUGARTOWN USA.

Un un ca cao (I have no idea how to spell that). That's the only phrase of Vietnamese I know, taught by this awesome old cook I used to work with. We'd yell it at our bosses.

SirDanforth, did the cook tell you what it meant? I know more Vietnamese than Johnson does, to his own admission, but that comes more from having a tutor while living in Vietnam than it does what my upbringing was like. Not all of it, but more than enough to get around. To the best of my knowledge "un un" I haven't the slightest clue because there is not a word spelled "un", but ca and cao are words, albeit without any sort of accents above or below any of the vowels I can't rightly tell what you'd be trying to say, as it's a tonal language, sort-of like Mandarin is a tonal language but with slightly different sets of tones.

So,

My name is Jordan. I was born in Trenton, New Jersey and stayed there for about 4 years before my family moved to Augusta, GA. Since then, I've been back and forth between Jersey and Georgia, so I've technically grown up in both places. My entire family is Polish (my mom's side is the Poslusznys and Dziwaks and my dad's side is the Karwowskis and some other name I forgot) and like my entire family, I'm a Roman Catholic. I picked up the guitar when I was about 15 after a fruitless tryst playing clarinet and I've been an avid guitarist ever since. I'm a music nerd but becuase of my dad I'm into a lot of outdoorsy things and sports, such as disc golf, golf. soccer, kayaking, cycling, hiking, survivalism, camping and swimming. I'm 22 and still living with my parents, but thats turned into a good thing for a few reasons (I'm extremely close with my family and will go so far to say that friends are absolutely fleeting but family is the only thing someone has in the end). I'm a junior at Augusta State University majoring in political science and minoring in business administration. I'll have my bachelor in a year. I've been on scholarship for the past 3 years, thankfully, and dean's list like 3 times. I broke up with my newest ex about a month and a half ago, so I've had nothing but "me" time lately. I love it. I used to smoke a lot of weed every day, several times a day but I stopped buying it about 8 months ago and I haven't smoked any in about 3 months, unfortunately. I like getting stoned. I'm a pretty staunch libertarian who supports neither major U.S. political machines (neither dems nor the GOP) and choose to embrace a little known candidate named Ron Paul. I drink alot of beer nowadays since I don't smoke weed much anymore. Yep.

His best translation was "You eat my dick". That was basically the phonetics of it. The guy was cool as hell. Fought for a bit with the Vietcong, because they came to his small fishing village and told all of the men to fight, or they would kill his family. He fled after not too long, and helped his family get out of the village, then switched to the US.

Well, I still consider myself the new guy even though I used to come here over a year ago. Anyways, my name is Michael and today is my 22nd birthday. I'm at work. I am interning as a design engineer for a company called Lift Technologies where we build the front end (the part that goes up and down) to many fork lifts (pretty much any komatsu, raymond, nissan, some mitsubishis, I had a lot to do with the design of the rough terrain forklift for JCB). After this year I'll be going back and finishing up my mechanical engineering degree at Clemson.

I can't wait to graduate and start making some real money and get out of a shitty self-paid apartment. I consider myself an "outside" musician in the fact that I started on piano when I was 5, went to guitar (both regular and bass) and from there I started going towards the weird instruments like building my own PVC instrument (like Blue Man Group style), the Theremin, and I really want to get an electric cello.

Other hobbies include my car, a '90 240sx that I swapped to the DOHC engine and from auto to 5spd, fully built bottom end, and running on 14lbs right now roughly tuned at about 360hp.

On top of all that I am a hardware reviewer for Overclockersclub where I'll publish articles from testing hardware (video cards, heatsinks, cases, etc, hoping to move to motherboards & processors with the release of Bulldozer and Intel's Socket 2011).

I love CS and I've been playing since 1.3. I guess you could say I've been playing since beta at a LAN party I used to attend, but I never owned it nor played online until 1.3.

I'll also never turn down a good, hearty, hoppy, malty beer. Love the shit. Sierra Nevada Torpedoes have been my favorite for years.

Toodles!

My name is Jason. I was born in a hole in the ground in Michigan, went to community college for three years and then ended up finishing my BA in Psychology at the University of Michigan. After college, I couldn't find a job for shit, and my fiancee at the time had her foreign exchange cancelled which she needed to get her Spanish degree. Having almost no money and not wanting to go to school for an extra year so she could finish, we decided to pack our shit and move to South Carolina where her dad lives for a bit to get back on our feet.

In the present day, my wife is now a dog groomer and I am a Detention Officer at the Mecklenburg County Jail in Charlotte. It took us about a year after moving down here to get our shit together, but now we both live pretty comfortably and make decent money. If you want to know more about what I do, ask me! Or if you want, watch Beyond Scared Straight's episode featuring our jail: http://www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-strai ... 1497551001

Not far from my hometown - well, about an hour and a half. I hail from Greenville SC, and my brother graduated from Winthrop so I made regular trips up there to chill.

Mây ăn con cu của tôi. Or just "ăn cu".


mây = a disrespectful means of addressing a person

ăn = eat

con = usually put in front of a child, or animal, it can also mean "I", but not in this particular case.

cu = a slang term for a penis.

của = of

tôi = me.

Yes sir, that is correct. But to me, that doesn't seem like much of an age difference, considering my dad was in his last year of middle school when my mom was born lol.

i'm 16 years old (about to be 17). i'm white. i live in Florida. if i'm not fishing, i'm playing a game. i have an xbox 360 which i play call of duty games and gears of war. i have a dog named muffin... i swear i didn't name her! i an a very sarcastic person, and i love other people like that. i have an older brother, who's a dumbass, racist, ignorant piece of shit. i dont have a job, i hate the beach, unless i'm fishing. i plan on becoming a video game designer when i get older. i find games fun and i have really good ideas about games, and i'm actually working on a flash game at this time. i dont really know when i will be finished, but i am hoping to have it sone by mid 2012.

My name is Chris, and I'm 30 (31 in November, F*CK). I was born in a small town called Lake Havasu City, AZ. Some of you may have heard of it. It's a big party town for spring break and holiday weekends like Labor Day, Memorial Day, and July 4th. A little video series called "Girls Gone Wild" got started filming there too... And, yes, I have friends that I went to high school with in at least 1 of those videos. Just to be clear, it wasn't as cool as it sounds to live there. The other 340 days of the year it was still a lame small town in the middle of nowhere. The only bonus was the lake. Anyway....

I wrestled in high school and college, and was a state champ my senior year in high school. College didn't go so well due to injuring both of my shoulders. Oh well, it got me $20,000 of free scholarship money, which was good, because my college out of state tuition was $18,000/year.

I graduated from Colorado School of Mines in 2003 with a mechanical engineering degree. Design engineering bored the F*CK out of me, so I became a Sales Engineer, which is basically an "outgoing nerd". I had a job selling construction products related to stormwater drainage, erosion control, roadways, and bridges that was until the new construction/land development market crashed in 2008.

I recently moved to Las Vegas to take a job providing water treatment for massive mechanical heating and cooling systems for large hotels/casinos, hospitals, and manufacturing facilities. My company is the world's largest water treatment provider, and in Vegas we take care of at least 1/2 of the casinos in town, which I find pretty F*CKING cool.

I'm single and live in a decent 2 bedroom apartment with my Boston Terrier named Buster, who only has 1 eye (I'm still trying to find/make him a badass eye patch). Oh, and I just found out that this one little dive bar just off the strip has "Porn Star Karoake" every Monday night starting at 10pm. I'm gonna have to check that out soon...