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i hate when i sit down and my head dips into the water, especially when i'm not at home.

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Vision wrote:
i hate when i sit down and my head dips into the water, especially when i'm not at home.

The solution to this problem would be to pull your head out of your ass BEFORE you sit down instead of after.

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Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:08 am
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Shredder wrote:
Vision wrote:
i hate when i sit down and my head dips into the water, especially when i'm not at home.

The solution to this problem would be to pull your head out of your ass BEFORE you sit down instead of after.

:)


I have a very special penis and enjoy F*CKING myself in my ass thank you very much!!

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Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:07 pm
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Post Re: Only for the married ones
Vision wrote:
Shredder wrote:
Vision wrote:
i hate when i sit down and my head dips into the water, especially when i'm not at home.

The solution to this problem would be to pull your head out of your ass BEFORE you sit down instead of after.

:)


I have a very special penis and enjoy F*CKING myself in my ass thank you very much!!

Ya ya...reminds me of the time a few of my buddies and I were drinking beers while fishing off the Berkeley Pier. Nature called on a few of us at the same time and we are pissing off the pier when one of them says damn that water's cold...so I told him ya, and its F*CKING deep too.


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