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 COACH IT'S POSSIBLE 
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I could totally do that in like 20 seconds and not puke.I'm that amazing.


No, you can't. It's impossible, really. When milk interacts with your stomach, a good portion curdles immediately causing you to have a huge ball in your stomach. That's why the body doesn't allow you to drink a full gallon too quickly, your stomach could, literally, explode if it allowed you to keep it in there. Go ahead, try it. It can't be done without puking. Every person I've ever seen try it has puked. You will too.

You can, however, drink a gallon of milk in, say, over an hour. Milk takes 6+ hours to digest though, so you might still puke.

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I'd like to see someone try that with fresh milk. It's creamier, which makes it more challenging to drink, but it has more enzymes that help with digestion so it might also reduce the chance of puking if you can hold it down initially.

http://www.raw-milk-facts.com/raw_milk_ ... efits.html

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I feel a challenge here luff.

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I feel a challenge here luff.


So do i :P I'm gonna try it soon.If i succeed in doing it once i will do it again and post my awesomeness :D

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doublesven wrote:
I feel a challenge here luff.


So do i :P I'm gonna try it soon.If i succeed in doing it once i will do it again and post my awesomeness :D


You won't, so no worries.

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WaffleLover wrote:
doublesven wrote:
I feel a challenge here luff.


So do i :P I'm gonna try it soon.If i succeed in doing it once i will do it again and post my awesomeness :D


do it and post it. we don't want to see ur awesomeness. we want to see u fail.

ps. milk from sugar's jugs. i'll do it even if i puke.

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lol I wanna see luff show us his fail :)

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doublesven wrote:
I feel a challenge here luff.


RAGE VS LUFF!

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WaffleLover wrote:
doublesven wrote:
I feel a challenge here luff.


So do i :P I'm gonna try it soon.If i succeed in doing it once i will do it again and post my awesomeness :D


do it and post it. we don't want to see ur awesomeness. we want to see u fail.

ps. milk from sugar's jugs. i'll do it even if i puke.



That's my sister!

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Your sister? LOL!

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Lawl that is awesome.....but yea dood.....get us pics!

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It is possible though to hold it in for an hour. http://www.loudermilk.org/milk/ <----pics so it did happen

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It is possible though to hold it in for an hour. http://www.loudermilk.org/milk/ <----pics so it did happen


That was SKIM milk, yeah, that's like drinking water anyways.

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That's my sister!

haha! you know, you could probably skip the entire rct process if u just shared with us a bit Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

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he didn't just drink the milk he ate cookies which could have absorbed some of the milk keeping it from curdling right away


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Bring up an old ass thread like this for no reason again and it'll earn you a temp ban.

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