F*CK YEAH MAN that sweet asshole is were its at, gotz to gotz to fill that shit up with milk.

Rofl well said. I'm right there with ya on that one. :P

Ahahahaahah i F*CKING lold. your my new best friend for that post

You didn't say "Vagina"...

girl = vagina

BTW your banned from touching any of my computers 4 life!!!!

Must have a decent outgoing, happy, friendly, personality.
Must have brain cells. (aka; no drinking, smoking of any sorts) - Drinking a fine amount on special occasions is the limit...
Must have hair a bit longer than shoulder or so length.
Must wear/prefer jeans/pants/capris over gay miniskirts.
Must have some interests with me. (I've met a girl who was a /b/tard, she was SMOKING hot...)
Must have no piercings or tattoos.

they've gotta be 500+ lbs or more at least

and not have a dry vag

Musts

Will not touch hispanic women ever again. (the psyco stalker possive chick isnt worth the mind blowing sex they all seem to geneticaly share)

Dont want em fat, but if there skinny enough for me to see through with a flashlight, i kick em out. to me super models are hidious. im not talking about naturaly skinny girls, but if they dont have any meat on them, then they tend to break too easily.

They must be a sub/switch or are willing to learn.

must be able to put up with my gaming passion or be a gamer chick.

must take pride in how they look and have some god damn self esteam. a chick tells me shes ugly and fat, then i will agree with her and make her cry for entertainment.

doesnt throw hints so you can guess what she wants. this isnt F*CKING "Password", homey dont play that game.

Perks

Country accents (a girl with a southern draw makes me forget about the fat rule, its that powerful)

asian

Tats and piercings also tend to make me forget fat rule.

dont mind needy chicks.

employed

listens to rock classic and/or modern

doesnt mind me cooking all the time

knows how to make a perfect jack and coke half and half

what?????????????

I totally forgot about the dry vag thing. First experience was with a dry vag chick who was also a dead fish and it totally fucked me up.

Accents are hot but I prefer South American, French, British, or Eastern European. German is the worst accent I think I've heard so far.

I have a rule about hispanic chicks: Their mom can't be an island hispanic ( mostly for ricans ). I believe the psychoness runs through matrilineal lines.

yep, one of my ex-gf's was puerto rican/italian she tried to kill me in my sleep.

and I had to fight her off with a knife before.

the sex was good though

i rest my case

I personally believe that is true with all rican's, my girl rican and for shits and giggles when she calls me and asks what I am doing I say "F*CKING another chick" the violent shit she comes up with mystifies me.